"HOW TO EAT IT: Don't eat it yet. Just buy about eight pounds of Milanos for later."
Stop. This is too good. I was just thinking about what non-perishables I can binge eat, or what kind of cookies freeze well, for this exact moment. Because I'm pretty sure it would feel a lot worse if your anticipated binge food went bad like, the day before you needed it.
@lasso tabasco It took a long time, or at least felt like it did because impatience, but fiiiiinally things are happening (eg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0). Neither of us know what we're actually doing but I don't care I want to hold hands all the time. Feelings!
@chrysopoeia Aaawwwwwwwww yeaaaaaaaaaaah
@lasso tabasco Yesss come sit by me!
@flimflannery Have fun!!
@Pinot UGH guys who say "females" should never get laid
YES. I cold brew my coffee the Pioneer Woman way because I don't have a french press. So easy.
But I need one.
@LilRedCorvette Late, but I have multiple nickname options. I go by my full name and usually don't say much about my nickname feelings - it's always interesting to see who jumps into nickname territory and how quickly.