I know I'm that person now but there's no "la" in "plus ça change"...
Sweet Jesus, this is the best tumblr ever. Please keep doing this indefinitely.
I had never seen a beautiful dick pic before now, and goodness me, there are some beautiful ones, and also some hilarious ones, and your review style is just perfect. Thank you so much.
@j.a.b. They like bananas! Aww.
Either way, this list needs semicolons because it contains a list element with an internal comma (either hand-picked, like bananas OR like bananas, they are best picked green). Semicolons!
@kayjay Nope, I think it's hot, too.
Kids need to learn to push their ice cream scoops down into the cones with their tongues as they eat, is all I'm sayin'.
(1) The dad in question has great legs, frankly, and the shorts look good on him.
(2) However, this line in parentheses made my skin crawl: "(hmmm….something’s wrong with this picture. Why was my wife feeding the animals and not one of our teens? Great question.)"
Do I detect a whiff of overbearing patriarchy in this family?
My face is already on me all the time, am I secretly a man?
I get that "L'enfant" is a reference to the station name, but "gare" is feminine. So sorry to be that person! but it should be "de la gare" (though metro stations are not called "gare" either, they're called "station" in French).
@iceberg I look gorgeous after a couple minutes of crying -- big eyes, wet, dark lashes, lots of color in my face -- and then after, oh, twenty minutes or so I start to look like an alien, especially with the major eye and tip-of-nose swelling, and if I go to sleep with cry-face I'm hideous in the morning and it takes HOURS to look normal again.
That's an endive, not escarole (God, excuse me for being that person).