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On "I'm Not A Human, I'm A Sim"

Yeah this is why you shouldn't get Sims 3 unless you want to find out things about yourself you don't like. For instance, you may get Sims 3 Supernatural and then perhaps find yourself pairing up different supernatural creatures romantically to see what kind of babies they produce (A ghost and a fairy?? What will it be! Spoiler alert - a ghost) and then you kind of feel like a mad scientist doing unethical experiments even though they sometimes DO get married first (not always! What is this, 1940). Or getting rid of unwanted Sims by throwing them birthday party after birthday party until they die of old age and then haunt the shit out of you and eat all the damn food in the fridge while the other Sims sleep. Or pepper the house with hundreds of goldfish in bowls and give them all names like The Fuckstick because it makes you laugh to see the little bubble pop up asking if you'd like to feed The Fuckstick.

I mean, I've heard that's what people do sometimes.

Posted on April 3, 2013 at 3:33 pm 5

On Old Pet Cemetery Reopens

@fondue with cheddar Pet Sematary Three: The Aquarium-ing

Posted on April 1, 2013 at 12:08 pm 1

On Old Pet Cemetery Reopens

@fondue with cheddar This is the most likely scenario, yes.
I'd love to test it out, but only with something that couldn't kill me when it came back. Like a goldfish. Then again, how do you know a goldfish is evil?

Posted on April 1, 2013 at 11:43 am 0

On "Spirit in the Sky," Norman Greenbaum

This song used to scare the shit out of me for some reason. I found it vaguely threatening and I don't know why!

Also I thought I had a spiritual/religious epiphany at an ancient Catholic mission in New Mexico when I was 17, but it turned out to be heatstroke (I was goth and insisted on wearing a long sleeved black velvet dress, tights, and boots in the 101 degree weather, sooo).

Posted on April 1, 2013 at 11:41 am 5

On Old Pet Cemetery Reopens

Serious question, only slightly off topic: If you buried someone alive in the Stephen King Pet Sematary, would they come back A. more evil because they died, then reanimated, all while in the cursed ground or B. LESS evil because they weren't dead when you put them in there but perhaps re-animated and very, very cross with you?

Posted on April 1, 2013 at 11:35 am 2

On Old Pet Cemetery Reopens

@hotdog BUT IT WAS PUBLISHED ON MARCH 29! DOOOOM!

Nah we're probably all just fine. I mean think about it - in horror movies whenever they find/unearth/reopen something like this, I feel like it all ends up pretty much ok. No harm done, etc. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go naked night swimming in the lake where those sexy teens were murdered 100 years ago tonight.

Posted on April 1, 2013 at 11:33 am 1

On Old Pet Cemetery Reopens

@hotdog BUT IT WAS PUBLISHED ON MARCH 29! DOOOOM!

Nah we're probably all just fine. I mean think about it - in horror movies whenever they find/unearth/reopen something like this, I feel like it all ends up pretty much ok. No harm done, etc. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go naked night swimming in the lake where those sexy teens were murdered 100 years ago tonight.

Posted on April 1, 2013 at 11:01 am 0

On Or Would They

Happiness is the worst. I also hate fun and to laugh! I had to specifically state same on my dating profile because so many people made a point to say how much they loved fun and I was like...man, if you hadn't specified that you do, in fact, love fun/to laugh I would have just assumed that you didn't like those things.
You know, like most people.

Posted on March 20, 2013 at 4:42 pm 2

On The New SAHM

@cminor I discovered that if you have the skeleton maid, she basically raises your kids for you but she does kind of a questionable job so...thanks Obama.

Posted on March 18, 2013 at 4:09 pm 9

On The New SAHM

@TheJacqueline I played with dolls! But by "played with" I mean "burned, melted, tattooed, and threw into creeks while cackling" so maybe I should stick with the Sim family.

Wait a second, I played Operation, too. Why the hell am I not a doctor? I demand answers, feminism!

Posted on March 18, 2013 at 3:52 pm 8