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By theharpoon on The Best Time I Accidentally Attended a Teenage Orgy

@Jaya relevant tweet from @robdelaney: "Son, this wallet is chained to my buttock for it has killed 2 other wallets & I am a taking it to leather jail. I am a federal marshall."

Posted on July 16, 2013 at 10:11 am 14

By nyikint on Let's Talk a Bit About the Woman Who Regrets Her Kids

Irrelevant, but I couldn't help thinking of @melis when I saw this:

Posted on April 8, 2013 at 12:33 pm 15

By Judith Slutler on Let's Talk a Bit About the Woman Who Regrets Her Kids

@Ialdagorth And now they can split your therapy bills. Damn.

Posted on April 8, 2013 at 12:00 pm 5

By BoozinSusan on Things Not to Do, According to Recent Articles of Note

@OhMyGoshYouGuys Werner Herzog for serious/contemplative time, Honey Badger for all other times.

Posted on April 8, 2013 at 11:03 am 9

By Apocalypstick on "I'm Not A Human, I'm A Sim"

@Ialdagorth I like your brain. I mean, that hypothetical person's brain.

Posted on April 3, 2013 at 4:16 pm 2

By fondue with cheddar on "I'm Not A Human, I'm A Sim"

@Ialdagorth A DEATHBOW

Posted on April 3, 2013 at 4:09 pm 1

By fondue with cheddar on "I'm Not A Human, I'm A Sim"

@Ialdagorth Regular Sims 2 had that also! I used to try to create ghosts of all the colors. :)

Posted on April 3, 2013 at 3:54 pm 1

By TheLetterL on "I'm Not A Human, I'm A Sim"

And let us never forget the day they invented "motherlode." That was the best day.

Posted on April 3, 2013 at 3:24 pm 1

By stuffisthings on "I'm Not A Human, I'm A Sim"

@Lyesmith The Sims: Just Like Real Life (tm)

Posted on April 3, 2013 at 2:35 pm 2

By fondue with cheddar on "I'm Not A Human, I'm A Sim"

@rimy THIS. I also made a lot of custom skins (in the original Sims it was really easy).

One of my favorite families was one where I used custom body models (I forget the term for them, but the basic wireframe shape of the people) that I'd downloaded, and I created a house with four naked men with boners and four naked women wearing brightly-colored strapons. I built a house with 8 separate bedrooms and challenged myself to make everyone fall in love and have sex with everyone else without getting caught. It was challenging, but I did it. And it was hilarious. The end.

Posted on April 3, 2013 at 1:53 pm 12