Oh my fucking god. OH MY GOD. Why don't I have a bar job right now and customers that I can torture with this at closing time??? HOLY SHIT AHAHAHAHAHAHA
What I have in my makeup are because of Jane Marie: that Anastasia eyebrow pencil, the Dior Addict lipstick, the NARS blush, the Laura Mercier primer ... all great.
I did the list too! except it was a little notebook, i dubbed it my "dating manifesto". it was started when i also was post-divorce dating. after an exceptionally embarrassing post-break-up loss of temper i experienced with one especially triggering ex boyfriend, it became obvious that i needed to do something differently. and it worked so well... i listed what i wanted, then red flags, then complete deal breakers.
and now i'm married with my lovely husband of almost 6 months who is giving, caring, forgiving, and forgivable (and hot). hooray for you Jane, it sounds like you found the same!!!
jane i love this so much and have about a bajillion friends i want to send it to! is that like giving someone who's bad with money a book on personal finance, though? oh well!
NEVER follow a [fill in blank here] to an extra presentation in a basement.
@iceberg WE HAD LUNCH AND DINNER AND IT WAS PERFECT
I BOUGHT TWO FOX SPEAKERS
1. I own those ugly ass mules! I lose at fashion.
2. I want to be a bartender in Antartica! It'll be like the boyfriend bunker, but really fucking cold.
3. I love "Look Around You" so so so so so so so much!
You know what this really sounds like?
Me getting fired.
@The Lady of Shalott my secret identity revealed! I am actually Drake pretending to be Rupert Grint pretending to be a girl in her 20s living in Toronto.
Feels good to finally come clean.