On Not Chasing Amy
@melis but of course. If you can call watching a bunch of bored people post boring comments vanquishing.
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On Not Chasing Amy
I don't typically give a shit about other people's problems, but I do love a good Horrifying Breakup Story. It made me picture the last living room I shared with someone. Well done.
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On What I Meant to Do
@wee_ramekin
I'm holding you to that. If I ever comment on the Hairpin again and you don't post directly after me, disapproving of whatever rude-ass thing I have to say, I will be deeply disappointed.
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On What I Meant to Do
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On What I Meant to Do
Simone sent me two emails about my comments here. And then I think she also called me and hung up. I actually really liked her article about "Festive Holiday Boundary Setting" and probably many of her other articles as well. But I thought this one was stupid and overly sentimental, and people who intend to send mail but don't fucking piss me off. So I wasn't exactly delicate about saying so. Welcome to the internet. Thank you all for your time, this has been massively entertaining.
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On What I Meant to Do
@blackjellybean I certainly hope I'm not a mother, either. I fucking hate children.
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On What I Meant to Do
So many people deleting their posts, and yet mine still stand. Y'all are pussies.
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On Not Chasing Amy
@melis Can you put something in it about me getting spanked? I like to be spanked sometimes.