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On "Mayday! Mayday! Is this thing on?"

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Posted on April 5, 2012 at 12:48 am 5

On Jaya Saxena, What's in Your Bag?

A gum wrapper. FINALLY. There are far too few of these in WIYB.

Posted on March 11, 2012 at 2:27 pm 1

On Text Messages From a Ghost

You guysssss it's been hours since I read this and i can't stop thinking about ghost! Is ghost okay? I'm so concerned. :(

Posted on February 20, 2012 at 1:23 am 0

On It Grows Back

@punkahontas I never realized how amazingly shiny my (dark, loosely curly) hair has become until I saw myself in this pic (right below the bride): http://damienmaloney.photoshelter.com/gallery-image/Claire-Michael/G0000ng7yz_ohd2U/I00005ciD.XhZLVs OMG SO SHINY

All Devacurl products. No Poo + the conditioner + Angell + the control spray.

Posted on January 26, 2012 at 11:35 am 0

On It Grows Back

@vanillawaif My flat spot is HUGE. It's palm-sized. There is no shaved head in my future.

Posted on January 26, 2012 at 11:30 am 0

On A Scenic Guide to Your Abnormal Pap Smear

@klibberfish my (new) gyno was APPALLED that anyone (e.g. my old gyno) would insert an IUD into someone who'd never had a child without any anesthetic. If you've had a kid, I guess it's cool, but if you haven't, ask to get numbed up. It was a big pile of No Fun for me, but still worth it! Would do it again!

Posted on January 17, 2012 at 1:11 pm 0

On Ask a Clean Person: Tackling a Major Clean-up, Part Two - The Organizing

"Space permitting, a chair or bench is a spectacular thing to have in a bedroom, because it gives you a place that isn’t the floor on which to toss stuff."

Waaaaaaait a minute here. Tossing stuff? In a pile? On a surface? I thought I knew you, Jolie Cleanperson, but I'm now questioning everything. A place to toss stuff is HOW THE PROBLEM STARTS. It is the feral gateway to feraldom. *sob* I feel so enabled.

Posted on January 12, 2012 at 12:51 pm 6

On Mini Ask a Lady: The Thank-You Note

You guys, I sent a thank you note (in the actual postal mail) last week for the first time in... over a decade? And I still feel like people should be congratulating me for becoming a better human being. It's kind of weird and embarrassing to send a thank you note for some reason, and I had to break out of my comfort zone a little to do it, but... um, I second the suggestion of buying nice and/or fun stationery.

DO EEEET

Posted on January 11, 2012 at 3:30 pm 0

On Feel Free to Drop Your Phone in the Toilet Now

The trustworthiness of this product went up 1000% with the presence of the hot-yet-severe female scientist assistant.

Posted on January 11, 2012 at 3:12 pm 3

On Learning to Love Ben, Part Two

Is it dumb that I want the gingerbread (wo)man costume as pajamas? It looks comfortable and warm. <3 you jammies.

Posted on January 10, 2012 at 11:15 am 1