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On Scandals of Classic Hollywood: In Like Errol Flynn

"more damningly"? disagree

Posted on February 13, 2013 at 12:50 pm 8

On "I haven’t spoken to my mother or father in over a year."

@lighter fluid It's real, I went to school with him, he's from New Hampshire or something, though, which...does not explain it.

Posted on March 12, 2012 at 10:58 am 1

On How's It Going?

More music coverage! Not just posting songs! Please more excruciatingly long articles about music. And BRING BACK RELATIONSHAPES

Posted on February 14, 2012 at 12:50 am 1

On Suburgatory? More Like Suburgeaven.

Yeah, I'll say it: poor man's Awkward.

Posted on October 14, 2011 at 10:07 pm 0

On Ask a Clean Person: Why Haven't You Gotten Rid of Your Cats Yet?

@Lucia Martinez The Furminator! Furminating our crotchety Persian is pretty much my father's only past time, other than economics-themed stand-up comedy.

Posted on August 11, 2011 at 11:45 pm 1

On So You Think You're Obsessed With So You Think You Can Dance?

How the fuckkkkk has no one slobbered on Jeanine and Jason's contemporary in like a million comments HOW. You guys. IT MADE ME DOWNLOAD A JASON MRAZ SONG. Plus does it piss anyone else off how they totally now overuse the real-not-stage-kiss thing that they (first? not quite obsessed enough to be sure?) did in that dance as a ratings ploy? They kissed in a Bollywood number this season. I mean I ask you.

Posted on August 10, 2011 at 7:17 pm 0

On Glowstick Dance Clothes

We used to do glow stick routines sometimes on my drill team. They would have looked sorta cool except it is impossible to black out a huge gym with skylights? Which was obvious to everyone except my truly amphetamine-addled coach. "Shake the wands fassssssster ladies!!! BRB bathroom break!!!! Cackle cackle cackle!!!"

Posted on August 3, 2011 at 8:40 pm 2

On Real Proposal Stories

@Nicole Cliffe GREY'S IRL (!!!) I hate myself

Posted on July 9, 2011 at 11:54 am 1

On Reading Between the Texts

@discodamage Must disagree, drinking + texting = bad news bearssssss

Posted on June 17, 2011 at 7:35 pm 0

On Reading Between the Texts

@discodamage Oh man the British-people xx thing after every text (with its own crazymaking permutations obvi) straight RUINED my life before I figured out that all the dreamy accented boys did not, you know, actually want to kiss my mouth.

Posted on June 16, 2011 at 7:25 pm 1