Don't wear skorts in Europe! Or anywhere.
Also, they misspelled "Algernon".
Shower caps are probably a better choice if your hair isn't ruined by humidity.
@lfish I've tried different methods and I've found the best thing to do when skipping a day of shampoo is to get your hair totally wet and sort of "wash it" (like go through the scrubbing motions) just with water, to sort of spread the oil out from the scalp. You get super soft hair for about a day.
I tried this for a while (no baking soda tricks, just started washing with conditioner) and I had really nice curls for a bit but apart from that, there was no point.
Also, your hair doesn't look greasy after a while because YOU'RE USED TO IT always being a bit oily, not because it completely adjusts... I thought my hair looked totally fine but then when I did use shampoo, once a month or so, I realized how not-clean my hair had been. In conclusion, just use shampoo like a normal person.
What if I just pretend to like exercise?
Teach us how to do "vintage" hair with rollers? Like this style but less curly... some of us have insanely curly mop heads and don't know any other styles than that or flat-ironing the whole thing.