Having been referred from Alex Pareene's tumblr, I'm just going to assume this story is about him.
@Sydney C "I just thought it was funny that when someone said something to the effect of, "when someone really likes you, they'll be seen in public with you," you responded with, "That's not always the case- they could be like me and just be worried that you won't impress their friends and family!"
A possibly more generous way of interpreting this is that you think your significant other would impress people if they got to know him, but you're worried your friends or family might write him off based on a quick impression.
@Clare For what it's worth, I am a LADY~* and I kind of agree with MrComment here. Sometimes I'm wary to introduce a guy I'm dating to friends, not because I have any problems with the guy but because we might seem mismatched to people who don't know him.
@becky@twitter Olive Actually
@Tragically Ludicrous US milk has more hormones in it though.
Don't wear skorts in Europe! Or anywhere.
Also, they misspelled "Algernon".