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On The First Response Pie

@lemonadefish Bodies are the worst. The worst.

Posted on September 5, 2013 at 4:52 pm 2

On The First Response Pie

@MrsTeacherFace Same here. PMS for me = sore boobs and mild sadness, followed by one day of Ultimate Despair. Pregnancy for me = sore boobs and mild sadness, followed by "Hey, I didn't cry or pick a savage, baseless fight or think about throwing myself into the river even once yesterday. Should I take a test?" (Followed by miscarriage, so I'm right there with you, lemonadefish. Courage!)

Posted on September 5, 2013 at 4:14 pm 2

On Lord I Lift Your Camp On High

@franceschances I went to VBS at this super-strict Baptist church that called it VBT, for Vacation Bible Time. Only boys were allowed to sit cross-legged, or "like Indians." Girls had to sit "like princesses," with our legs tucked to the side.

Posted on August 1, 2013 at 6:53 pm 0

On Lord I Lift Your Camp On High

@Sharone I wonder how the songs of your camp's music guy compared to the songs of the wife of my camp director. She wrote a new song every summer to go with the theme. She wasn't very good at it, but I still know all the words to a lot of her songs.

Posted on August 1, 2013 at 6:52 pm 0

On Why I'll Miss Bunheads: Because I'm a Mess, Too

RIP, Bunheads. I will talk very quickly about pop culture in your honor.

Posted on July 29, 2013 at 2:47 pm 3

On Couples Therapy

It takes a lot to make me log in. Scorpion Therapist did the trick. Scorpion Therapist!!!!!

Posted on July 15, 2013 at 2:58 pm 5

On 13 Camp Songs Where Someone Dies

@par_parenthese We sang those verses too -- I just thought I'd post the most horrifying one. I bet there are even worse ones out there. The temptation to make some up and post them here is...strong.

Posted on June 4, 2013 at 6:10 pm 2

On 13 Camp Songs Where Someone Dies

@Dancercise Our verse 3 was "I've got the beautiful belief that baffles the Buddhist way down in the depths of my heart."

Posted on June 4, 2013 at 4:39 pm 0

On 13 Camp Songs Where Someone Dies

Oh, you can't get to heaven
In a miniskirt
Oh, you can't get to heaven
In a miniskirrrrrrt
Oh, you can't get heaven in a miniskirt
'Cause the Lord don't want no little flirts
All my sins are washed away
I've been redeemed
(I've been redeemed!)

Posted on June 4, 2013 at 4:34 pm 4

On 13 Camp Songs Where Someone Dies

@meetapossum Did Lost and Found perform at your camp too? I saw them so many times as a wee Lutheran.

Posted on June 4, 2013 at 4:33 pm 1