By melis on The Toast Is Ready
WOW GOOD TO KNOW WHAT KIND OF JOB SECURITY I HAVE WITH YOU CLIFFE
@melis but it's so much easier to write about things that are AWESOME and not THE WORST OF ALL TIME
By iceberg on
@katiemcgillicuddy I GOT THIS YOU GUYS; I can polygamously marry my OWN TRIPLETS, and two of them will be gay marriages. BOOM.
New plan: buy ring, propose to Ladyfriend, drive up to Napa, get married, drink all the wine, FILE FEDERAL TAXES LIKE BADASS MARRIED LADIES, adopt a puppy.
By hallelujah on
@discombobulated ON MY WAY TO MARRY MY BABY WHO'S WITH ME
By discombobulated on
YAY! I don't have gifs on my phone, so here are some delicious rage tears from Bryan Fischer of NOM: "@BryanJFischer: The DOMA ruling has now made the normalization of polygamy, pedophilia, incest and bestiality inevitable. Matter of time."
brb going to the humane society to marry all the gay kittens
I think I'm going to spend the better part of the next three days leaving my smartphone, credit card and iPod in my desk drawer and going on long aimless people-watching walks through the city and sitting in Central Park reading frothy novels.
Wow, look, I just saved $300! OMG!
The London Review of Books trying to include women's writing probably looks something like this.
What ever happened to the Mystery of How to Earn Lots of Ca$h Working From Home? Or the Mystery of the Free iTunes Gift Cards? Or the Mystery of What Are All These Spammers Doing on My Hairpin? Someone get Nancy on the case, please.
@thelibrarianne If this post isn't to your specific taste, finding a beautiful art project about your city and sending it to the tip line might be more helpful.