On Happy Tarantula Mating Season

@RNL literally mispiderandry.

Posted on October 8, 2013 at 12:31 pm 0

On The Things We Hide

Posted on September 24, 2013 at 10:30 am 0

On One Weird Trick to Control Your Boyfriend's Mind (the Trick Is Pouring Juice in His Dickhole)

Yeah I'm guessing you're lost about a lot of things. r/mensrights is that way.

Posted on September 14, 2013 at 12:27 pm 13

On Today's Bleak Read

I've read things that were more enraging or distressing than this article but I can't remember the last time I read something that was just so mind-boggling and disorienting. Driving across the country to give your child to someone you traded messages with on a Yahoo! group. Impossible to understand the thought process here.

Posted on September 10, 2013 at 3:00 pm 2

On The Online Dating Lorem Ipsum Text Generator

Actually I think what it really reminds me of is the lyrics to "Fitter Happier More Productive." Showing my age here.

Posted on August 20, 2013 at 6:10 pm 1

On The Online Dating Lorem Ipsum Text Generator

This is tailor-made for an @okcupid_ebooks twitter account.

Posted on August 20, 2013 at 6:02 pm 1

On Trap Muzik Turns 10 Today

Please never stop posting about trap.

Posted on August 20, 2013 at 11:34 am 0

On Ask Baba Yaga: She Won't Date Me

Baba Yaga, is there any way I can use astral travel to escape from the friendzone?

Posted on August 8, 2013 at 7:48 pm 1

On 10 Scariest Excerpts from "The Opt-Out Generation Wants Back In"

@olivia Maybe this question is a little too broad to answer in a blog comment, but how did your parents get you to consistently do that stuff on your own? It sounds like a dream.

Posted on August 7, 2013 at 8:21 pm 2

On Ask Baba Yaga: Why Do I Keep Getting Drunk on Weeknights?

LW, I think the fact that you don't drink on the weekends suggests that one of your coworkers may have put a hex on you. Try daubing some goat blood on a copy of your company's HR manual and nailing it to the wall of your cubicle.

Posted on July 2, 2013 at 2:21 pm 9