On The Best Time I Ate So Many Cookies I Went to the Hospital
When they made this stuff called Kronic illegal, a kinda 'legal weed substitute', I bought 2 packs because everywhere was selling them super cheap, and one morning I smoked some, by myself, outside the front of my flat, because I was having a fucking shitty day. I smoked the tiniest amount, went back inside, and realized something was super wrong. It was like being the highest I've ever been, but terrifying. And my heart started racing so hard that it physically hurt my chest. I was freaking out that it was all in my head, so I called my flatmate who took my pulse and could feel my heart beating super hard and I couldn't stop crying because I didn't want to be the idiot who dies on some substance and enforces the idea that we should make all drugs illegal. That was awful. Eventually after a lot of slow breathing I got it to stop, but I felt awful, and was just minutes away from calling an ambulance and looking like a total idiot.
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On It Grows Back
I did this a few months ago, well not quite, I got a ridiculously short haircut on a whim, I called it 'doing an Emma Watson but less hot'. It was basically a cm of hair with some odd slightly longer bits. I almost wish I'd just shaved it all off because that people that did it were tested out haircuts, and mine looked awful. That was about September. It's almost at a very short bob length now and I absolutely can not wait, growing your hair out from very short results in some very awkward hair stages. Before I cut it my hair was past my shoulders. I miss it.