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On A Brief History of Cursing

this is straight from/to my own heart, completely. marry me, please.

Posted on November 24, 2014 at 3:28 pm 0

On Ask Baba Yaga: Is a Man Ever Worth Fighting For?

this is extremely true and very real- i am living it now. there have been many times i've asked this question, and looking back, i wish i'd chosen water over air every time. i'd be such a strong swimmer!

Posted on October 9, 2014 at 7:01 pm 0

On Dude Text Decoded

I know you mean well, dude, but, come on. "Reading Between the Texts" on old Hairpin (uh oh, sorry, guys), was better, funnier, etc. Maybe read it? Link to it? Remember days of yore?

Posted on August 20, 2014 at 7:19 am 4

On The Best Time I Worked As a Cruise Ship Comedian

carley, i am in love with this & you. less to snorting laughing at work/library. i'm somehow less afraid to return to chicago, knowing you are "based" in it. thaaanks!

Posted on August 15, 2014 at 12:06 pm 0

On My Struggle Bingo

is it wrong that i feel 1000x satisfied for being pretty sure these things were inevitably most of the book based on the title alone? i feel pretty satisfied.
extra so because when my soon to be ex boyfriend said he wanted to read this i basically argued it would be all of these things and he still went on to read and relate to it and now that we're broken up i can see i really dodged a bullet there.

Posted on July 24, 2014 at 2:59 pm 1

On 15 Lesser-Known Things To Say To A Dress

yep. been feeling most of these as i try to submit to wearing something my mom will find upcoming cousin-wedding appropriate. Help.

Posted on June 17, 2014 at 12:35 pm 0

On The Best Time Eve Went Camping

i just cried a little

Posted on April 23, 2014 at 12:10 pm 0

On The Beauty Bridge

yeah, I am thankful for your being here (like Hairpin here? In my universe here?) every day, Jia. Isn't that strange and wonderful? Everything you bring into our little world together is great. Thank you, thank you. Glad you are here.

Posted on February 14, 2014 at 10:57 am 0

On How to Get That Surfbort Hair

grindin on that wood, no?

Posted on February 6, 2014 at 2:10 pm 0

On How to Enjoy the Airport This Holiday Travel Season

i love this & relate. love exploring all the different terminals, the secretly excellent restaurants & drinks (this (this amazing fish place in atlantaaaa! root down in denver!) & peaceful corners.
for more than 7 hours though i'd say explore the city. i've had 12 hour layovers in Rome, Brussels, Dublin & Amsterdam & treasure my mini adventures there in old streets, parks, museums, bars, churches. I also had one in Paris (the 7 hour one), but got obscenely overwhelmed in the Louvre, had to sit for a while, got on the wrong train (B1 or B2, just really fucked it up) and they wouldn't let me on the plane. So. Don't do that. Maybe 8+ hours is the way to go. But go!

Posted on December 22, 2013 at 12:24 pm 1