On What's the Best Time Your Family Has Ever Trolled You?: The Answers

my dad told us Kiddie Land, the kids' themepark, was too far away to go to regularly so we could only go like maybe once a year. I remember the drive would just take ages and ages.

Then later we found out that Kiddie Land is like maybe 30 minutes away tops and my dad just circled around in loops for an hour or more to convince us it took longer so we wouldn't ask as often.

Well played, DAD.

Posted on February 20, 2015 at 4:08 pm 0

On What's the Best Time Your Family Has Ever Trolled You?: The Answers

@Rene Huey-Lipton@facebook you beautiful witch, you! that's perfect also 12 yr old me would have literally DIED INSIDE. A+

Posted on February 20, 2015 at 4:06 pm 0

On "New Wave," by Sleater-Kinney ft. the Belcher Kids

oh man two of my interests wrapped up into one! just saw Sleater-Kinney on Tuesday (IT CHANGED MY LIFE)--hadn't seen them since Lollapalooza '06! And the bf just informed me he got us tickets to see Bob's Burgers live so basically, this video was meant to be.

Posted on February 20, 2015 at 4:02 pm 0

On A Review of a Sexy Naughty Sex Film

this review made my day hahahahaha


Posted on February 17, 2015 at 10:05 am 0

On A Controversial Ranking of Mr. Darcys

I'd flip flop Bridget Jones Darcy and BBC Darcy and the BBC Darcy and Keira Knightley Darcy would be tied. But mostly, YESSSSSSSSSS.

Also I hated Bride & Prejudice so much. I was so sad to discover I hated it, too. I really wanted to like it! I was sure I would! But NOPE. No no no.

BBC & 2005 Darcys all the way.

Posted on February 17, 2015 at 9:54 am 0

On Kanye West is Fucking Real

@alsoknownas AGREED.

Posted on February 11, 2015 at 2:51 pm 1


My boyfriend didn't realize for almost three years that whenever we went out to eat, I was putting the lemon from my water in his water because why the FUCK would you ruin my water with lemon???? He just thought restaurants must be really going all out with the lemons. So I guess mine would be lemon related.

Also I don't NEEEEEED to get my own drink! I only want a SIP of yours! Stop being unreasonable!

Posted on November 19, 2014 at 4:16 pm 3

On Dads: Occasionally Adorable, Not The Worst

oh man, I needed this! Today has seriously been the goddamn pits but d'awwwww!

Posted on September 3, 2014 at 3:32 pm 0

On An Introductory Journey Through Blake Lively's Lifestyle Website

"Get it off that heatlet! Get it off!"

how long do we think it'll take before Blake Lively pounces on Gwenyth Paltrow and begins wearing her like a Goop-tastic skin suit?

Posted on July 22, 2014 at 12:16 pm 2

On Future Romantic Adaptations of Classic Literature

Romantic Waiting For Nothing starring Robert Pattinson as the vagrant and Anne Hathaway as the plucky, nymph-like prostitute who saves him from poverty with the power of her love and they ride the rails holding hands into the sunset!

Possible tagline?: Not even the Great Depression could stop the Greatest Romance.

Posted on January 17, 2014 at 4:35 pm 0