On Text Me Possibly
@The Everpresent Wordsnatcher She also has bangs. And brown hair. I don't think there's any more we need to know about this person. Except, maybe, if listening to that song on repeat forever cures cancer, but I am on my way to finding that out for myself.
I DO IT FOR SCIENCE.
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On Text Me Possibly
@iceberg According to the dictionary, that is an acceptable alternative spelling. Apparently, no one ever told the dictionary that THAT IS STUPID.
I like the phone though.
And yes, I believe you HAVE to pronounce that spelling "a-cooter-mints."
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On Will the Real Dan Lee Please Stand Up?
This was the best thing I've read all week! Best as in most interesting, of course. Because that shit is scary. It's mob mentality at its most horrifying.
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On The Return of Ghost
Well that took a dark turn...
And fine, I'll just say it, I'm kinda disappointed it took that turn instead of sticking with the humor. It's still good though!! LOVE YOU, GHOST! But yeah. Feelings.
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On How to Bring Your Lunch to Work: A Guide
@ginalouise ...is Jimmy Johns not a national chain? Are there people that have never eaten Jimmy Johns? What is this world?
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On Living With Your Wanderlust
@leon.saintjean Oh man, you can totally still have the balls to do it! You can you can you can! Start that travel fund, $20 a week. In a year, you can go wherever you want more or less. Get there and figure out the rest later. Couchsurf so you can stay places for free! It always sounds impossible but it's not. I am half telling this to you and half to myself. I want everyone to want to travel and for everyone to be able to travel. Everyone, let's go!
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On Living With Your Wanderlust
@werewolfbarmitzvah Yeah, basically just learn the polite words and even more importantly, learn a few polite customs. Politeness is pretty much key. When you're polite and clearly trying to make an effort, people are often really warm if not amazed. You'd be surprised how helpful someone can turn out to be just because you remember to say thank you!
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On Gifts, Brolessness, and More Grad School From the Underworld
@mustelid YES TIMES A MILLION.
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On Gifts, Brolessness, and More Grad School From the Underworld
@hamster baby I think you guys missed the main point a bit. It's not that girls with lots and lots of guy friends are immediately "a little crazy." It's girls who say things like, "Oh I just dont LIKE girls. I dont get along with GIRLS!" and also have mainly male friends that are a little crazy. Mostly because it's crazy, like hotdog says, to say you "dont get along" with half the population of the planet.
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On Really Good Books About Real People: Part Four
@noReally This is totally no offense to you at all, but since West with the Night is one of my favorite books ever after I read your comment all I could think was, "LALALALA I AM NOT LISTENING LALALELOOLALA"