By j-i-a on Five New Yorker Writers Explain the Fate of Huell from Breaking Bad

@j-i-a actually no one should read this piece, the huell chronicles are way better, h/t

Posted on October 4, 2013 at 12:18 pm 1

By j-i-a on Inside the San Marcos Aquarena, an "underwater world of mermaids, clowns, and a swimming pig named Ralph"

@deepomega Klurpo Kardashian

Posted on September 16, 2013 at 10:38 am 2

By j-i-a on Did We Live Up To Our Yearbook Pages?

@thematt Phantom Hand is our copy editor

Posted on June 28, 2013 at 2:37 pm 13

By j-i-a on 8 Days Alone in Kyrgyzstan

@deepomega Every time I see a donkey now I'm like GIMME DAT


Posted on June 19, 2013 at 5:01 pm 7

By evil melis on A Christmas Story


Posted on December 20, 2012 at 1:19 pm 14

By Edith Zimmerman on Chamberpots: A Resurgence?

@iknowright Proud to have been part of something that brought "so do they take them into the closet and poop in there" to this site/the world.

Posted on December 18, 2012 at 2:58 pm 36

By fondue with cheddar on The 13 Dwarves of "The Hobbit," Force-Ranked for Hotness

@deepomega NO SEE I WAS MAKING A JOKE WHAT'S 13 MINUS 6? I am terrible.

Posted on December 17, 2012 at 2:17 pm 9

By Jane Marie on A Rap Genius Interview

But, like, how hard is it to meet Kool Herc?

Posted on December 5, 2012 at 3:08 pm 8

By karion on Brody in the Ballroom with the Candlestick

I, too, have a theory about Homeland, but it is far simpler:

It is a Showtime show, not an HBO show.

Posted on December 4, 2012 at 1:36 pm 2

By evil melis on Can We Still Be Friends?

@Reginal T. Squirge If you yell at someone long enough in the rain, they will love you.

Posted on October 24, 2012 at 3:20 pm 16