On The Pickup Artists of PUAHate

@stuffisthings A BOMB.

Posted on November 21, 2013 at 5:10 pm 1

On Five New Yorker Writers Explain the Fate of Huell from Breaking Bad

Please to replace the WHIMSY tag with the far more appropriate and long-lived HUELL tag. Thank you.

Posted on October 4, 2013 at 12:11 pm 3

On A Few Important Moments From Madonna's AMA

"Madonna, I have taken your name in vain. Please forgive me."

Posted on September 17, 2013 at 1:31 pm 2

On Inside the San Marcos Aquarena, an "underwater world of mermaids, clowns, and a swimming pig named Ralph"

@j-i-a The world's first underwater Kardashian!

Posted on September 16, 2013 at 11:31 am 0

On Katy Perry's "Roar" Video

Wow, Katy Perry really likes hanging out on the minigolf course.

Posted on September 6, 2013 at 11:23 am 1

On The Real Ed Hardy Is an Erudite Printmaker, Now "Famous for All the Wrong Reasons"

The worst part of all of this is not that Mr. Hardy is actually a pretty great guy who is a pretty great printmaker, it's that Audigier somehow managed to completely avoid the bad rep created by Ed Hardy. Nobody makes jokes about their brand being the broiest broshirts, even though Audigier IS the broiest broshirts.

Posted on August 26, 2013 at 11:22 am 4

On We Did It!

Frankly, anything that pushes the ratio of fake-war to real-war higher is a-ok in my books.

Posted on August 14, 2013 at 10:33 am 8

On Let This Champagne Bottle Explain How 75% of Men Come Within 3 Minutes

I'm actually much less work comfortable with the whipped cream on the pancake face, but maybe I'm just an old fuddy duddy.

Posted on July 30, 2013 at 12:51 pm 3

On A Shot in the Dark: My Night with the Male Strippers at Hunk-O-Mania

@Quinn A@twitter It's mostly a bunch of stickers she hands out that say "GENOCIDE: DON'T DO IT"

Posted on July 26, 2013 at 1:47 pm 17