On The Kevin McAllister Pie

@Kinksville PEOPLE. Buzz=Kevin's douchey teen brother. And woof is definitely in this circumstance.
Oh man, totally gonna go watch Home Alone 2. An entire day in manhattan on someone else's dime? Yes please.

Posted on December 12, 2013 at 4:14 pm 1

On The 10 Scariest Sentences in This New York Times Story About Ants

One time when I was like 7 or 8, ants came up through the vent in our kitchen and covered the entire kitchen floor. THE ENTIRE FLOOR. From white linoleum to opaque, dark brown. I came down in the morning and my parents just screamed at us to go back upstairs. It was one of the most horrifying experiences of my life. DISLIKE ANTS.

Posted on December 6, 2013 at 4:01 pm 0

On The Hungover Airport Struggle

Omg the end to this is perfect.

Posted on November 22, 2013 at 12:03 pm 2

On #DudeCanCook #EpicSmile #RatingMenWithHashtags

@latenac "high schoolification of adulthood" is my new favorite phrase and widely applicable.

Posted on November 21, 2013 at 12:00 pm 1

On Pope Francis Kissing the Disfigured Man

@George Templeton Strong +1 Jesuits 4eva

Posted on November 8, 2013 at 3:08 pm 0

On 10 Years, Actually

Sorry, but AO is pretty much always spot on, including with this one. Team AO.

Posted on November 4, 2013 at 7:43 pm 0

On How My Obsession With Furnishing A Future Put Me Nearly $40,000 In Debt

*walks in, and slowly backs out*

Posted on November 4, 2013 at 6:13 pm 9

On Grimes Answers "Kanye West or God" With "Same Thing," Tears for Fears Covers Hot Chip

I dunno if I can get on board with this cover....it takes away the unabashed disco-y goodness of the original

Posted on October 29, 2013 at 4:13 pm 0

On This Is the Only Tab

This is simultaneously hilarious and arousing.


Posted on October 25, 2013 at 6:14 pm 1

On Interview with a Pastor on Spiritual Grammar, Mysticism and Coming Out

@Mira Clearly the answer is: Jesuitsssssss. Seriously. Liberal + stress academics. If you have any qualms with Catholicism, go to a Jesuit church/university. Non-Jesuit Catholics tend to hate on them, which means they're doing something right.

Posted on October 23, 2013 at 5:51 pm 2