This reminded me of bits of 1Q84...
fyi parmesan is not actually vegetarian. it's one of those cheeses that is made using rennet, which comes from cow stomach. I am a bad vegetarian and sometimes eat it anyway, but if you want to be for serious, you should know. also, not-cooking ftw. if it takes longer than 15 minutes, it's not happening.
Best thing ever.
really hairpin? gifts for dudes? ain't that a bit sexist? can't a person of any gender enjoy a pseudo-mixtape/ massage chair/ video game/ blanket/ fake ice cube/ book?