...aaaand crying at work. This is marvelous.
Oh man, this is great. USA Today = the Mom Paper of Record.
YOU ARE RIGHT.
Also, those dogs make me a little sad? I want to cover them in towels and dry them off and comfort them. But that last one looks like it's enjoying itself.
@BriannaL I'm not, uh, sure you guys know how this site works.
I would totally buy Chanteusin'.
THIS IS THE BEST FOREVER THE END
what kind of barbarian puts cinnamon in her sangria?!
otherwise, very well done.
@Sarah Botsch-McGuinn@facebook YES. Also "What people she saw at the grocery store's kids who are about my age are doing these days/how many kids they have/who has life-threatening illnesses or other catastrophes these days among them." Ayyyyyy.
This is so, so great. Can "Things Moms Tell Their Daughters When Said Daughters Are Desperate to Get Off The Phone" be a new Hairpin thing? Here's my contribution: lineup changes within the alto section of St. Paul's church choir, week-by-week, and the various illnesses that have caused said lineup changes. Ok you guys go!
@adorable-eggplant You are so, so right to be afraid of polar bears. I am absolutely not kidding when I say I was nearly attacked by one (archaeology in Labrador, it's a long story) and they WILL KILL YOU. They are at the top of their food chain! They do not give a single fuck! And if you're going to the Arctic, bring someone who knows their way around a shotgun.