But I've grown so used to setting two alarms for different times and hitting snooze on both exactly four times each.
By LordHennyson on Susan Faludi on Facebook Feminism & the Danger of "Individual Women Empowering Themselves by Deserting Other Women"
@TheBelleWitch The first time I heard the phrase "lean in" was Liz Lemon on going to an ex's wedding alone: "Maybe I'll just lean into it and bring a cat and a baby stroller" and that's the only way I've used it ever since.
I recently discovered Eudora Peterson's YouTube channel and since then have been wishing some place like SNL would hire her.
@PrettyNicola super kinky sex stuff prob
@rekabeka I swear to god my hands just started making sandwiches for them, it's like I'm possessed.
@alamuzmo I had to come in here to figure out who that was AT ALL.
Is it just me, or are both men dead ringers for Alexander Skarsgård?
Also I misread the tagline underneath the title as "Skin is a choice," which, yes, it seems we're moving in that direction.
I meant regimen obvs BUT THIS ROCKET IS GOING SO FAAAAAST
okay well I don't ever want to hear a guy refer to bowel movements as "pinching one out" so fuck you, guy!