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On Ghosts Of My Youth

I only read the first paragraph so far but I came down here because I had to say

THAT HAPPENED TO ME ALSO. BUT WHEN I WAS LITTLE, LIKE SIX YEARS OLD. AND THE HANDS WERE DEFINITELY MALE.

I don't know if it makes it better or worse to know that it happened to someone else.

Posted on October 24, 2014 at 12:11 pm 0

On There Is Horror Everywhere

@Titania You know what is terrifying and you should totally not look up? Asian Giant Hornet Attacks DO NOT LOOK IT UP DON'T DON'T DON'T THERE IS A VIDEO AND IT IS HORRIFYING.

Posted on November 5, 2013 at 3:18 pm 0

On Is Snooze the Enemy?

@OhMyGoshYouGuys That's exactly my story! And I'd just go to sleep earlier if I could, but most nights my theater stuff means I'm out til a million o'clock, and then I have this thing where I like to watch youtube videos on my phone before I sleep- which I KNOW is bad, because computer lights before bed blahdyblah, but I loooove them. Bottom line, my sleep is broken.

Posted on October 23, 2013 at 3:27 pm 1

On Lulu James, "Sweetest Thing"

For one quick second I was like, "Wait, Lolo Jones sings too? What!"

Posted on October 8, 2013 at 11:49 am 0

On Mom, What's Happening to Those Ladies' Faces?

@stuffisthings WE ARE THE ANTI-AGING REGIME. AGING IS NOW FORBIDDEN. SUBMIT YOUR WILL TO OUR GORGEOUS SKIN, OR WE WILL ERADICATE YOU WITH THE HEAT OF OUR YOUTHFUL GLOW.

Posted on September 26, 2013 at 10:25 am 1

On The Male Profession’s Female Relative

@Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that)
"The Bastard Princess of Elfland?"

Posted on September 17, 2013 at 2:46 pm 0

On The Male Profession’s Female Relative

Posted on September 17, 2013 at 2:45 pm 0

On The Male Profession’s Female Relative

Couldn't we have saved everyone a lot of syntax and just called "The King of Elfland’s Daughter," "The Princess of Elfland" instead?

Posted on September 17, 2013 at 12:14 pm 0

On The Male Profession’s Female Relative

@The Lady of Shalott There are a lot of books...about... spanking women in front of the town?

I guess I should be less surprised.

Posted on September 17, 2013 at 12:12 pm 0

On This Horrifying Clown Is Totally Viral!

Did someone take the time to instagram filter that clown? I would have thought that time would be better spent RUNNING IN TERROR AND BOARDING UP ALL DOORS AND WINDOWS.

Posted on September 17, 2013 at 11:33 am 6