I only read the first paragraph so far but I came down here because I had to say
THAT HAPPENED TO ME ALSO. BUT WHEN I WAS LITTLE, LIKE SIX YEARS OLD. AND THE HANDS WERE DEFINITELY MALE.
I don't know if it makes it better or worse to know that it happened to someone else.
@Titania You know what is terrifying and you should totally not look up? Asian Giant Hornet Attacks DO NOT LOOK IT UP DON'T DON'T DON'T THERE IS A VIDEO AND IT IS HORRIFYING.
@OhMyGoshYouGuys That's exactly my story! And I'd just go to sleep earlier if I could, but most nights my theater stuff means I'm out til a million o'clock, and then I have this thing where I like to watch youtube videos on my phone before I sleep- which I KNOW is bad, because computer lights before bed blahdyblah, but I loooove them. Bottom line, my sleep is broken.
For one quick second I was like, "Wait, Lolo Jones sings too? What!"
@stuffisthings WE ARE THE ANTI-AGING REGIME. AGING IS NOW FORBIDDEN. SUBMIT YOUR WILL TO OUR GORGEOUS SKIN, OR WE WILL ERADICATE YOU WITH THE HEAT OF OUR YOUTHFUL GLOW.
@Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that)
"The Bastard Princess of Elfland?"
Couldn't we have saved everyone a lot of syntax and just called "The King of Elfland’s Daughter," "The Princess of Elfland" instead?
@The Lady of Shalott There are a lot of books...about... spanking women in front of the town?
I guess I should be less surprised.
Did someone take the time to instagram filter that clown? I would have thought that time would be better spent RUNNING IN TERROR AND BOARDING UP ALL DOORS AND WINDOWS.