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On There Is Horror Everywhere

@Titania You know what is terrifying and you should totally not look up? Asian Giant Hornet Attacks DO NOT LOOK IT UP DON'T DON'T DON'T THERE IS A VIDEO AND IT IS HORRIFYING.

Posted on November 5, 2013 at 3:18 pm 0

On Is Snooze the Enemy?

@OhMyGoshYouGuys That's exactly my story! And I'd just go to sleep earlier if I could, but most nights my theater stuff means I'm out til a million o'clock, and then I have this thing where I like to watch youtube videos on my phone before I sleep- which I KNOW is bad, because computer lights before bed blahdyblah, but I loooove them. Bottom line, my sleep is broken.

Posted on October 23, 2013 at 3:27 pm 1

On Lulu James, "Sweetest Thing"

For one quick second I was like, "Wait, Lolo Jones sings too? What!"

Posted on October 8, 2013 at 11:49 am 0

On Mom, What's Happening to Those Ladies' Faces?

@stuffisthings WE ARE THE ANTI-AGING REGIME. AGING IS NOW FORBIDDEN. SUBMIT YOUR WILL TO OUR GORGEOUS SKIN, OR WE WILL ERADICATE YOU WITH THE HEAT OF OUR YOUTHFUL GLOW.

Posted on September 26, 2013 at 10:25 am 1

On The Male Profession’s Female Relative

@Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that)
"The Bastard Princess of Elfland?"

Posted on September 17, 2013 at 2:46 pm 0

On The Male Profession’s Female Relative

Posted on September 17, 2013 at 2:45 pm 0

On The Male Profession’s Female Relative

Couldn't we have saved everyone a lot of syntax and just called "The King of Elfland’s Daughter," "The Princess of Elfland" instead?

Posted on September 17, 2013 at 12:14 pm 0

On The Male Profession’s Female Relative

@The Lady of Shalott There are a lot of books...about... spanking women in front of the town?

I guess I should be less surprised.

Posted on September 17, 2013 at 12:12 pm 0

On This Horrifying Clown Is Totally Viral!

Did someone take the time to instagram filter that clown? I would have thought that time would be better spent RUNNING IN TERROR AND BOARDING UP ALL DOORS AND WINDOWS.

Posted on September 17, 2013 at 11:33 am 6

On The Sexual History of Jared Sabbagh, Part 3

@cee See, now, I don't really see this as the same thing. I think a woman feeling the inevitability of rape, this thing outside her own control, maybe correlates more strongly to the idea of... I don' t know, I guess a hate crime? Someone being beaten up because they're gay? Because that's something outside of the person's control, and terrifying, and you live your life in a way that ignores that possibility, because you HAVE to. But having lots of really risky, unprotected sex with people you KNOW are positive, I don't think we can put that in the same category. Those are risks he took himself, that aren't inherent to being a gay man, as far as I can see it. Maybe I'm speaking out of turn, but, especially when you are AWARE that your sexual partner is positive, it smacks of an over-confident belief in your own immortality to not take precautions.

Posted on September 12, 2013 at 10:29 am 5