Native New Yorker, Constant Talker. I live on all things media.
If you all will excuse me, I'm going to go and rip out my unused uterus with a fork. I'm also going to print this out and show it to my husband, who thinks having a baby will be nothing but magic and wants me to stop being so negative about "the idea." I'm not saying we shouldn't have kids, btw. I'm just saying we should be prepared for the fact that they're going to completely ruin our lives.
@Violentviolet At least she has you for a mom. Fifteen sucks no matter how you slice it, but she's very fortunate to have a loving and supportive home that accepts her for who she really is. So, yay for you, and hopefully the rest of the extendeds will come around.
@Ten Thousand Buckets It really was godawful, wasn't it? At least Jeff Bridges could carry a tune!
There is no part of a sketch with Mia Farrow as Liesel and Woody Allen as Rolfe that is not hillarious.