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By Susanna on "What" a Note to Follow "So": Why I Am the Baroness

Munich Pixie Dream Girl?

But it's set in Austria :(

Posted on June 10, 2013 at 2:44 pm 1

By I'm Right on Top of that, Rose on "What" a Note to Follow "So": Why I Am the Baroness

@SarahP My mom is the kind of woman who zeroes in on the new baby in church/store/any-type-of-room and seeks it out to hold it. I like to give babies head nods and maybe a "Boobs, right??"

Posted on June 5, 2013 at 12:45 pm 3

By laurel on This Is a Goodbye Post

Posted on May 3, 2013 at 12:16 pm 11

By Rock and Roll Ken Doll on This Is a Goodbye Post

@Emby
Remind me never to let you look after my dogs!

"No dude, you only ever had two."

Posted on May 3, 2013 at 12:12 pm 18

By laurel on This Is a Goodbye Post

Oh right, celebratory gifs.

Posted on May 3, 2013 at 12:08 pm 9

By melis on This Is a Goodbye Post

@Nicole Cliffe OK actually, he tells the guests to pick up their gift bags at the coat check. Is this kind of sloppy inattention to detail going to be characteristic at the new site? You'd better start twirling, and fast.

Posted on May 3, 2013 at 12:06 pm 14

By Decca on This Is a Goodbye Post

@S. Elizabeth

Goodbye Mallory
Though we never knew you at all
You had the wit to endear yourself,
While commenting at The Awl
They crawled out of the woodwork
And they whispered into your brain
You set them all on fire
While your Ghost texts brought you fame

And it seems to me you lived online
Like a hairpin in the wind
Demonstrating water-drinking
As the rain sets in,
And I would have liked to have known you
But I was just a kid
The hairpin tumbled down before,
Your legend ever did

Nicole Cliffe was tough
The toughest mom you ever knew
Choire created a superstar
With Classic Trash and Doctor Who
Even when you left us
Oh the comments still hounded you
All the Pinners had to ask
Was what books to read anew?

And it seems to me you lived online
Like a Hairpin in the wind
Ragging on Sorkin’s Newsroom
As the rain set in
And I would have liked to have known you
But I was just a kid
The hairpin tumbled down before,
Your legend ever did

Goodbye Nicole and melis
Though we never knew you at all
You had the grace to hold yourselves
While those around you sobbed
Goodbye Nicole and melis
From the young commenter in the 22nd row
Whose grief has taken the form of a with
That looks…like… Marilyn Monroe

*sob*

Posted on May 3, 2013 at 12:01 pm 43

By Nicole Cliffe on This Is a Goodbye Post

All I have ever wanted is to have a bunch of people say nice things about me in one place that I can obsessively refresh. You have set me free.

(takes sip of champagne, dies, Will Forte hands out gift bags)

Posted on May 3, 2013 at 11:49 am 38

By par_parenthese on Butch, Please

@Rock and Roll Ken Doll it's starting to look like a Triple Hitler!

(ohgods I know double rainbow jokes are so dated but I don't care I love them all and I will be the 90-year-old in the nursing home making jokes about triple wheelchairs and triple enemas and triple bingos I don't even care)

Posted on May 3, 2013 at 11:48 am 6

By melis on This Is a Goodbye Post

@cuminafterall WELL YEAH OF COURSE WE'RE GONNA DO THAT NOW

Posted on May 3, 2013 at 11:46 am 15