@iceberg Perfect. At my publication, my boss runs all the headlines by me to make sure we don't print something embarrassing. "Could this be sexual at all, Rose?"
Rose: *sees headline "Keeping It In the Family"* *laughs a lot*
Rose: "Yeah, that's about incest."
@SmartCookie Honestly, it's probably because the lab is at the hospital, and not because you're going to be submitted to some crazy procedure.
@iceberg Oh, my brain almost subconsciously makes double entendres of everything. If it can be make sexual, I'll usually point that out.
@all Thanks, dudes. It's fun to have a place like this to share this information; it's not something I tell most people I interact with in meatspace.
God, thank you. Cumberbatch looks like a sloth.
@SmartCookie Yeah! It's super easy. They'll numb you, slice off the mole, put a bandage on you and then send you off with wound-cleaning instructions. Then they'll test the mole, and get back to you with results. As far as these things go, this is cake.
ETA: Sometimes, depending on the size of the mole, they'll stitch you up. Either way, you end up with a rad scar, and can tell lies about it all the time ("Oh that? Yeah, I got into a knife fight in Caracas").
@OhMyGoshYouGuys I'd imagine the pick-up lines for winter are the easiest. Something to do with being cold, cuddling, body heat, friction, etc... I'm a bit rusty on pick-up lines, but I bet we could figure something out.
@crane your neck You could hit on @OhMyGoshYouGuys upthread...(wink wink)
@Gulf of Finland Get it, Finland.
@yeah-elle Great goddamn lyric choice! I want "my love, i am the speed of sound" tatted on me somewhere.