On Out With the October, In With the New Susan Miller Forecast

Gahhh, Susan Miller! I started reading her almost three years ago, when "Saturn is in your house making life very difficult". This was supposed to ease up in like, 8 months and not happen again for 40 more years or something, but then she was like, PSYCH! Now all the other planets are combining in a special never seen before way to make your life hell for the next four years, lol!

Anyway, she hasn't been wrong about my life being shit, so points to her I guess.

Posted on November 1, 2013 at 11:46 am 2

On Is Snooze the Enemy?

Never understood the appeal of the snooze button. Why would you want to relive the horror of being jerked out of sweet sweet sleep more than once a day? No! Just, no!

Also, I wake up as late as possible so where is the time for snoozing? If I don't get up immediately, I am late and if I am chronically late, I am fired. SLEEP IS PRECIOUS.

Posted on October 23, 2013 at 3:36 pm 4

On Is Snooze the Enemy?

@j-i-a Set two back up alarms. It's the only way!

Posted on October 23, 2013 at 3:34 pm 1

On What Is the Worst Possible Job for You?

@victorian rose ACCURATE.

Posted on October 7, 2013 at 3:16 pm 0

On What Is the Worst Possible Job for You?

Doctor. I'd be so terrified of misdiagnosing someone. I'd be like, "This rash is probably poison ivy, but cancer of the bone has been known to have rash as a symptom in .00000000003 percent of patients, so I'm sending you to ALL the specialists at the Mayo clinic just to be on the safe side."

Posted on October 7, 2013 at 3:15 pm 2

On Susan Miller's Guide to October: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Oh shit, I booked a flight today! So is my plane just going to crash, or will it catch fire first and then crash?

Posted on October 1, 2013 at 4:27 pm 0

On It Was So Beautiful I Died


Posted on September 26, 2013 at 4:47 pm 0

On "Maybe I needed to prove that I'm wife material. If he wanted 300 sandwiches, I’d give him 300 sandwiches"

Sandwiches are gross, sorry. The mass appeal of sandwiches blows my mind!

Posted on September 25, 2013 at 3:22 pm 0

On The Things We Hide

I still clear my internet history. I don't want people to know I'm coming to the 'Pin. It's my internet safe space!

Posted on September 23, 2013 at 3:33 pm 2

On What's the Best Song to Have Sex To?

@capturethecastle Rhye, damn. Just thinking about it gives me the vapors.

Posted on September 20, 2013 at 12:12 pm 0