@victorian rose ACCURATE.
Doctor. I'd be so terrified of misdiagnosing someone. I'd be like, "This rash is probably poison ivy, but cancer of the bone has been known to have rash as a symptom in .00000000003 percent of patients, so I'm sending you to ALL the specialists at the Mayo clinic just to be on the safe side."
Oh shit, I booked a flight today! So is my plane just going to crash, or will it catch fire first and then crash?
I HAVE SO MANY FAVOURITES
On "Maybe I needed to prove that I'm wife material. If he wanted 300 sandwiches, I’d give him 300 sandwiches"
Sandwiches are gross, sorry. The mass appeal of sandwiches blows my mind!
I still clear my internet history. I don't want people to know I'm coming to the 'Pin. It's my internet safe space!
@capturethecastle Rhye, damn. Just thinking about it gives me the vapors.
@swirrlygrrl Oh yes, Smiley's makeout playlist. I remember it fondly! I scored big while listening to that playlist. Thank you, Smiley!
On Which Name Is Weirder, Saxby Chambliss or Barkevious Mingo? The Answer May Tell You Whether or Not You're Racist
Reince Priebus whaaat? I dislike the flip flop ie/ei combos going on here. How do you pronounce this name?
@meetapossum Erm, what? My diva cup holds a limited amount of blood, and if things get gushy around 2am, how am I supposed to keep an eye on that AND sleep simultaneously? Eight hours of not changing a pad/tampon/diva cup is a lot, especially during the heavy days. I just hemorrhaged all over my sheets this past week, and I've been menstruating for 18 years, sheeeeesh!