@adorable-eggplant it's true, you really are adorbz
Subtract __ points if:
appears to exorcise his profound contempt for women by writing very long comments on The Hairpin.
@thebestjasmine I see your maybe and raise you an almost certainly.
@Inkcrafter OK I want to be YOUR friend. You wag your tail? SO fun!
@broompeople AAAH! It's *MY* best friend who hears the three-legged goat thing! Are you me? Did you steal my bestie?
@dracula's ghost OK, so my favourite thing about this is that your brother IS MARRYING INTO NOBILITY. Girl, shouldn't you be making more of a thing of this? I mean, who are you, Fannie Price?
LW3 I just wanted to add one thing. It sounds like you are stressing out a lot about the burden your mom's homophobia puts on your wonderful partner. As a disliked daughter-in-law (not for homophobic, just weird jealousy reasons) I can tell you - relax. Yes, it is unpleasant to be disliked for stupid reasons that have nothing to do with oneself. BUT, if you are a loving partner (and it really sounds like it!) that is a small price to pay. Don't beat yourself up. I bet your lovergurl would hate it if she knew you were doing that. Just cope as best you can and remember it's much much harder for you than it is for her.
@Goodness Me! I just wanted to add to all the good wishes being sent your way. And to say that 5 hours of abuse a week from someone you love is a lot of abuse.
@Non-anonymous Oh God yes!
@discocammata Ah, that is superuncool.