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By Mad Dog on Guess the Disney Movie

You are a homeless teen who gives an imprisoned magician a vigorous rubbing. In exchange, he gives you a sweet ride and fake money to impress the crazy cat lady you have had your eye on. She finds out you aren't really rich, but it doesn't matter because her only other option is a much-older dude who wants her for a sex slave. You free the magician.

Posted on July 11, 2013 at 11:47 am 18

By Aphrodite on "This Is NPR. This... Is NPR. This Is N. P. R."

I've now said "this is NPR" out loud so many times sitting here at my desk, the words have lost all meaning.

Posted on May 21, 2013 at 10:11 pm 4

By Emby on Ask a Glutton Who Wants to Help

Oh I don't know, maybe freaking learn how to love black coffee, like champions do?

Posted on May 21, 2013 at 12:17 pm 24

By parallel-lines on Friday Open Thread

@fruiting body Maybe try something like meetup.com? I know that's a totally cliche suggestion but I met some really rad people through my meetup snowboarding group.

Posted on May 17, 2013 at 4:46 pm 1

By RNL on Friday Open Thread

@fruiting body I second/third the "reaching out to more casual/distant family, friends, or acquaintances"! Maybe think of this time as a time to discover new friends, or at least strengthen lagging relationships. I'm compulsively social, though.

Posted on May 17, 2013 at 4:38 pm 1

By robotosaur on Friday Open Thread

@fruiting body Is the weather nice where you are? Find a bar with a patio and have a drink by yourself and make up stories about how mysterious and romantic you look. I did that in college all the time.

Posted on May 17, 2013 at 4:31 pm 2

By parallel-lines on Friday Open Thread

@fruiting body I text people who are acquaintences and try to make plans, even if it's just something small like getting drinks or whatever. And I try to make good on all those "we should _____ some time" offers. Sometimes when I force myself to be a little more social and push myself out of my comfort zone it leads to more social opportunities and helps pull me out of feeling alone.

Posted on May 17, 2013 at 4:31 pm 2

By raised amongst catalogs on Friday Open Thread

@fruiting body Pedicure sounds like a good solution; I was going to suggest a massage but with a pedicure you get to see pretty toes for days and days.

Posted on May 17, 2013 at 4:28 pm 1

By planforamiracle on Friday Open Thread

@fruiting body call or write your faraway friends or aged relatives.. Even if it's just a quick "thinking of you" note. That always boosts my 'social' feeling!

Posted on May 17, 2013 at 4:26 pm 3

By fondue with cheddar on We Are All Pregnant Again

I predict it will be a beyouncing beybey boy.

Posted on May 17, 2013 at 3:14 pm 14