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On "What's the Worst Thing That's Woken You Up in the Dead of Night?"

I'm just gonna go ahead and be That Guy: cockroaches don't have eight shoes. Unless they carry a pair of spares.

Posted on June 12, 2013 at 5:30 pm 1

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@iceberg *huge tiny screams*

Posted on May 21, 2013 at 12:57 pm 0

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@phillystout OH GOD NO. I've been contemplating going back to short hair (But it took so long to grow out! But it's such a pain to deal with now!), and this comment may be what pushes me over the edge.

Posted on May 21, 2013 at 12:46 pm 0

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@Emby I think I'm more terrified of a raccoon full of cicadas than of either one alone. Not sure why.

Posted on May 21, 2013 at 12:44 pm 3

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@Tragically Ludicrous I can definitely consume a glass of this stuff in water long before I am up for actually eating anything solid.

Posted on May 20, 2013 at 4:59 pm 0

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@cminor It seems like there is maybe also a difference in effect between soaking them whole or ground. I find the ground ones to be very digestible.

Posted on May 20, 2013 at 3:42 pm 1

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Just finished my daily glass. It seems to be good for my weird gut issues. My partner introduced it to me; she just drinks it for fun, or as she puts it: "It makes me feel like a snake gulping down frog eggs."

Posted on May 20, 2013 at 3:06 pm 5

On 10 Things My Yoga Instructor Said That Almost Made Me Quit Yoga

It occurs to me that these are also the kinds of things that voice teachers (at least mine) say; there's something about trying to use words to describe things that just are not verbal that lends itself to this kind of absurdity. My absolute favorite from the voice teacher was: "Now on the vowels, imagine that a tiny little mouth, like the one from Alien, comes out of your mouth and sings the syllable."

Posted on May 16, 2013 at 6:21 pm 10

On 10 Things My Yoga Instructor Said That Almost Made Me Quit Yoga

@rachelrachel Oh damn, I guess we were in the same yoga class!

Posted on May 16, 2013 at 6:18 pm 0

On 10 Things My Yoga Instructor Said That Almost Made Me Quit Yoga

"Just skooch [sp?] your butt-flesh away from your sit-bones."

Posted on May 16, 2013 at 6:11 pm 1