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By aycaramba on Ghosts Of My Youth

I'm obsessed with ghost stories, and I loved this piece! I want to hear more of your family's paranormal experiences.

Also, even though the whole thing is beautifully written, my favorite part might just be your description of the newborn baby as "freshly hatched." So cute!

Posted on October 23, 2014 at 5:34 pm 1

By LacunaKale on Man Quits Internet: Goodbye, Hugo Schwyzer

Don't let the door try to kill in your sleep on the way out.

Posted on August 1, 2013 at 5:42 pm 48

By parallel-lines on

@iceberg I think it's pronounced "clumsy flying screaming monster from hell."

Posted on May 21, 2013 at 11:50 am 13

By parallel-lines on

@parallel-lines OMG I just looked at the pictures FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!

I will full on Buster Bluth "It walked on my pillow!" if they get into my tent.

Posted on May 21, 2013 at 11:43 am 3

By Scandyhoovian on

Nooooooope nope nope nope nope nope nope turns out I'm in the region noooooooope nope nope nope

Posted on May 21, 2013 at 11:34 am 4

By cminor on Time to Find a New Drink

I don't like hoppy beer, but I realize that I'm in the minority.
Magic Hat #9 is as hoppy as it gets for me.

Posted on May 16, 2013 at 6:19 pm 1

By frigwiggin on Additional PR-Friendlier Edible-Insect Renames

GRASS CRACKLINS

Posted on May 16, 2013 at 5:49 pm 11

By Lisa Frank on 10 Things My Yoga Instructor Said That Almost Made Me Quit Yoga

My instructor says "Can't lives on Won't Street." But I legitimately love it.

Posted on May 16, 2013 at 5:38 pm 11

By bocadelperro on 10 Things My Yoga Instructor Said That Almost Made Me Quit Yoga

"Picture your bottom as a flower, gently opening." That was the first and last time I went to yoga.

Posted on May 16, 2013 at 5:32 pm 19

By Porn Peddler on Time to Find a New Drink

Come at me, Slate. Come at me and pry the hoppy beer from my cold dead hands. God, Slate, you're the worst.

Posted on May 16, 2013 at 5:31 pm 11