If he's a horse, then whose hands are those?
And I am impressed to read this comment, Dr. Citronenbaum.
So I have to ask, what does the cigar/cigarette ash do? I've definitely seen butter and other fats recommended for taking water stains off wood, so that makes sense to me, but I'm wondering about the rest.
This is wonderful.
And if I may be That Guy for a moment, I believe that a female practitioner of Santeria is known as a Santera.
Ehh, no thanks.
@Green No one cares about your boner.
I thought I could not love her more, and then I learned about the Jabot of Dissent. Amazing.
"Here is the lead singer. When he first appeared on screen I almost started crying because I was still stoned and I thought he was a weimaraner wearing a wig"
I almost cried at this and I'm not even stoned.
@TrishB: I should read ahead before commenting, but consider it seconded!
@and it's not even my birthday: And her buddy Molly Ivins too, while we're at it.