Augh why can't it make me hallucinate cool things like all over awesome '60's lab discoveries. Then at least I could have been fine with my bowels hating me.
I am one of those 3.5% who get horribly sick to their stomach after eating Quorn, which is weird, because it's made out of mycoprotein, and I have no problem with mushrooms usually.
I sent my grandmother a happy birthday card, and bought my roommate some cheese from the fancy cheese store (to replace all the candy I ate over the weekend that is hers.).
A Person of Love Interest is moving back to town imminently, and I am so anxious to see them! Even though I have been playing it very cool we have probably been in touch more in the last two months than the whole entire previous year that he lived in my city.
Dude move back now so I can furtively ping you for signs of interest! Augh.
It's like this: People ask why I dont wear heels more often, I will always get carded, burly men will always be attracted to me, and upon questioning admit that they like to 'feel protective' over petite women. I get drunk a lot more quickly, and all my coworkers assume this is my first job out of college. Also, everything, pants, dresses, skirts, always awkwardly long on me. #problems.
Plantain chips are the best. They just are. Banana chips don't do it for me anymore.
Ahhh that is a good one. My ex was also a Service Industry Dude and he would get stupid pouty about me not having Thursdays off with him so I'm really sensitive about the 'ah but you work!' comments.
@JessicaLovejoy I wish these banana chips were plantain chips.
Summer of Lust check in!
I spent most of the week forgetting what day it is, and leaving my house for work 20 minutes late.
In other news, is it like 'a thing' for service industry dudes to try and shame ladies (me) for having a full time job and therefore not being available for midafternoon jaunts? Why do they do that.
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