This weekend I am helping small children safely ride chairlifts. Also old people. New Years I am probably going to bed at 11 in order to wake up at 4 and help small children, old people, et. al safely ride chairlifts. But then after break is over I have money and my first actual grown up APARTMENT so the pain is worth it?!
@D.@twitter How would they enforce that rule though, though! HEY YOU! STOP POOPING RIGHT NOW!
My best friend and I conceived of a cultlike admiration for Ayn Rand in tenth grade. Bad, so bad.
@figwiggin Doesn't Georgia eventually stick it on with toothpaste? Yeah I would still have to do that. IBTC for life.
@junkle Slam a tam? I am saying that every time now, thank you.
I owned my wolf and moon shirt (which actually features a leaping tiger and is child-sized) before it was ironic
thanks a whole fucking lot, The Hangover. For this and so much more so this means I get a pass on continuing to wear it right? IT JUST MAKES ME HAPPY OK.
@sarabara My roommate last year burned a lot of incense. At first it sort of bothered me and then I stopped noticing and it had the added benefit of masking the scent of other things we were burning in our room. One time I was hooking up with this super drunk guy and he suddenly pulls back and yells "YOUR HAIR SMELLS LIKE NAG CHAMPA".
AW MAN I acquired a hicky last week that looked EXACTLY like a bird and I was torn between HEY CHECK THIS SHIT OUT and you know, wearing a scarf wrapped around my neck 5 times. LW#4: SCARVES. TRY SCARVES
@gfrancie Oh man, I had this pair of jeans I tore a bunch of really huge and ingenuous holes in. I wore them with teal fishnets underneath and rose-printed leggings under the teal fishnets.
I remember, at age 9, desperately begging my mother to purchase me a gold velvet christmas tree skirt with silver stitching... so that I could wear it as a cape. She declined, but once she made the mistake of buying me a 10-pack of claw clips in assorted colors. I wore them all in my hair. Simultaneously. Every day for a month.