On The Best Time I Watched TED Talks as Foreplay
CANDLES OF DISAPPOINTMENT
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On The League of Ordinary Ladies: Short Dates
@Beaker I won that game by convincing everyone that my great-great-great-grandfather invented gingham.
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On The League of Ordinary Ladies: Short Dates
@frigwiggin I'm that person. Sort of. People always think I'm being sarcastic when I'm being geniune, and vice versa. There's something weird with my delivery, but I like using this quality to mess with people. Until my aforementioned guilty conscience forced me to come clean and ruuuuuuiiin iiiiit
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On The League of Ordinary Ladies: Short Dates
@dtowngirl When I worked in a coffee shop we had one guy always say his name was Batman.
Then, no joke, Michael Keaton came in one morning and this guy came in later. I told him the real Batman came in earlier and the jig was up.
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On The League of Ordinary Ladies: Short Dates
@Woman Laughing Alone With Boas I'm actually a super-good liar, but I have an INCREDIBLY guilty conscience so if I lie I usually end up 'fessing up in the same sentence.
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On If You Still Can, Don't Think Too Hard About This One
@Daisy Razor My friend refuses to ever use hand sanitizer, because if it kills 99% of germs, then you're ONLY getting the 1% of germs that's TOO POWERFUL TO BE AFFECTED BY SANITIZER. Voila, you're sick. Makes sense?
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On Beauty Q&A: ID Photos, Gaudy Shoes, and Looking 10 Years Younger
@sniffadee :(
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On Beauty Q&A: ID Photos, Gaudy Shoes, and Looking 10 Years Younger
@Manatee Ouch :(
I don't think she sounds uptight, just more preoccupied with this issue than she should be. Although I can see how one could read her letter with an uptight sort of inflection (can you inflect uptight? Does this make sense?).
Now, onto my duties as MiniSandwichesBot: Crustless Cream Cheese and Cucumber for all!
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On Beauty Q&A: ID Photos, Gaudy Shoes, and Looking 10 Years Younger
@LW #2 I'm always either the lightest or second lightest shade of any given drugstore foundation, and the Garnier BB Cream is just fine. It's really nice and blendy so even if it's slightly darker than your skin tone it doesn't make you look like your wearing mismatched foundation. I also loooove the smell (but some people find it too strong, if you look at other product reviews).
I tend to break out as well, and haven't had problems with this... actually my skin's getting better, but I think that's more because I'm not using foundation or a lot of concealer anymore (on account of the BB cream). All around, it's great! And kind of dirt cheap.
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On The Best Time I Watched TED Talks as Foreplay
@cosmia Inspirorrifying