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Emby

My love is a hundred pitchers of honey. Shiploads of thuya are what my body wants to say to your body. Giraffes are this desire in the dark.

On Why Do You Want to Eat That Baby?

Psychological science, meet food science: We want to eat the baby because the meat is tenderer.

Posted on September 30, 2013 at 2:10 pm 10

On Half of Accidental Child Gun Deaths Go Uncounted

@stuffisthings Thanks for clarifying! And yes, as I suspected, I absolutely agree.

Posted on September 30, 2013 at 11:30 am 0

On Half of Accidental Child Gun Deaths Go Uncounted

@stuffisthings I'm actually unsure what you mean. From your tone, I more than likely agree with you, but I don't follow your argument.

Posted on September 30, 2013 at 10:13 am 0

On Friday Open Thread

So, I've been offered a position at San Diego State University. And I think I'm going to take it.

!!!!!

Posted on September 27, 2013 at 4:56 pm 26

On Meet the Sun City Poms, the Arizona Cheerleading Squad Whose Oldest Member Is 83

Yay positive stories about Arizona!!!

Posted on September 25, 2013 at 11:29 am 3

On Explaining "@Horse_ebooks" to a Mom

The connection to Pronunciation Book is so weird and well-crafted and sneaky, and I'm mad at myself for how fascinated I am. It's like I'm hardwired to become engrossed in mythology, no matter how calculated and consumer-oriented.

Posted on September 24, 2013 at 4:26 pm 2

On Little Miss Misandrist

@hands_down If you'd been paying attention, you'd have written "I had two young sons."

Posted on September 24, 2013 at 2:11 pm 6

On Which Name Is Weirder, Saxby Chambliss or Barkevious Mingo? The Answer May Tell You Whether or Not You're Racist

My name is so stupidly common and boring that I wish wish wish my parents had given me something crazy. It's not super-awesome-times being a writer whose byline is shared by several other writers, and having to explain to editors which one you are.

/write whine

Posted on September 20, 2013 at 11:35 am 0

On What's the Worst Song to Have Sex To?

@stuffisthings I guess, but Stabler does it for my ladyfriend, so, you know. I'm able to keep the cognitive dissidence at bay.

Posted on September 20, 2013 at 11:24 am 2

On What's the Best Song to Have Sex To?

George Strait's "Easy Come, Easy Go"

Posted on September 20, 2013 at 11:20 am 2