My love is a hundred pitchers of honey. Shiploads of thuya are what my body wants to say to your body. Giraffes are this desire in the dark.

By TheGenYgirl on A Plan for Dealing With This

So does The Hairpin just post half-assed essays written by friends of the editors now?

Posted on December 6, 2013 at 3:04 pm 6

By eiffeldesigns on The Just Admit You're Pregnant Pie

100% She posts a pie chart about pregnancy on Hairpin?

Posted on October 10, 2013 at 2:22 pm 19

By Nicole Cliffe on Hairpin Travel Serial, Part Five: Real City

oh god i am so excited for people to read this and also filled with shame (hi guys! miss you!)

Posted on October 8, 2013 at 5:08 pm 8

By j-i-a on Louis Calls His Girlfriend

@cee i will pretend this is an epistemological experiment like that borges story where the author rewrites don quixote from scratch

except it's a blog

and about robyn

Posted on October 7, 2013 at 3:00 pm 7

By Edith Zimmerman on Louis Calls His Girlfriend

Hallo? HALLO? Great minds...

Posted on October 7, 2013 at 2:21 pm 14

By Miss Maszkerádi on Susan Miller's Guide to October: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Good thing astrology is complete fucking bullshit.

Posted on October 1, 2013 at 1:43 pm 17

By stuffisthings on Half of Accidental Child Gun Deaths Go Uncounted

@Emby I mean imagine a world with no driver's licenses, no age restrictions on driving, no centralized list or registry of who owned which car or was authorized to drive it, no car insurance, no safety features on cars, and special legal protections for carmakers for when their design choices led to deaths. Also the government would be banned from collecting statistics on car deaths.

Obviously that would be insane. But a lot of people think that's a just fine way to regulate guns.

Posted on September 30, 2013 at 10:24 am 22

By cuminafterall on "Maybe I needed to prove that I'm wife material. If he wanted 300 sandwiches, I’d give him 300 sandwiches"

@cuminafterall "Open-faced sandwich-- ...see also: pizza"

This is WRONG. It's like words have no meaning.

Posted on September 25, 2013 at 10:17 am 16

By swirrlygrrl on What's the Best Song to Have Sex To?

@fabel I think the availability of enough space so that you aren't subjecting other people to your sex sounds is part of it. Music was half mood, half cover in my younger days.

Posted on September 20, 2013 at 11:30 am 1

By Jennifer Culp on What's the Worst Song to Have Sex To?

@Lily Rowan Or the song that makes you Do It standing up with clothes still on.

Posted on September 20, 2013 at 10:32 am 2