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On Ask a Dude

This advice dude seems solid.

Posted on November 17, 2010 at 11:58 am 0

On The Worst Makeout Mixtape Ever

I once ruined a makeout session because I couldn't stop laughing uncontrollably at the fact that he put on "Is This Love" by Whitesnake in earnest. He broke up with me the next day.
As a side note, I'd really like to make out with someone to a Spandau Ballet song. I know it's not the 80's anymore, but still.

Posted on November 15, 2010 at 3:59 pm 0

On Nice, "A Porno Based on Taylor Swift and Kanye West Is Being Considered"

The best part is that David Lynch had them do everything backwards.

Posted on November 9, 2010 at 2:20 pm 0

On Britney Spears Perfume Ruins Date

So it's okay to go for men wearing shirts from non-posh universities. But what if they're ironic? Is that a yes or a no?

Posted on November 9, 2010 at 1:00 pm 0

On Outdated Beauty Advice: You’ll Be Thinner When You Get There

\"Lay off that tablespoon of vermouth, fatties.\"

Posted on November 5, 2010 at 12:29 pm 0

On Sluttiness Determined by Finger Length

I totally do both. Should I be sorting my identity out with a therapist?

Posted on November 4, 2010 at 10:49 am 0

On Here Comes Breakup Season

Not if you're my ex-boyfriend and you need a new XBox.

Posted on November 2, 2010 at 1:53 pm 0

On Here Comes Breakup Season

Two weeks before Christmas is the acceptable cut-off time to not have to owe the person you dump a Christmas gift. A penny saved is a penny earned.

Posted on November 2, 2010 at 10:55 am 0

On Ken Doll to Get Fierce New Look, Thrilling New TV Show

His lack of motivation. Barbie works five jobs to keep this deadbeat in the finest mesh tops.

Posted on October 28, 2010 at 6:30 pm 0

On Ken Doll to Get Fierce New Look, Thrilling New TV Show

Are they also looking for someone who shares Ken's glaringly obvious lack of other qualities?

Posted on October 28, 2010 at 4:51 pm 0