On Ask a Dude
This advice dude seems solid.
I once ruined a makeout session because I couldn't stop laughing uncontrollably at the fact that he put on "Is This Love" by Whitesnake in earnest. He broke up with me the next day.
As a side note, I'd really like to make out with someone to a Spandau Ballet song. I know it's not the 80's anymore, but still.
The best part is that David Lynch had them do everything backwards.
So it's okay to go for men wearing shirts from non-posh universities. But what if they're ironic? Is that a yes or a no?
\"Lay off that tablespoon of vermouth, fatties.\"
I totally do both. Should I be sorting my identity out with a therapist?
Not if you're my ex-boyfriend and you need a new XBox.
Two weeks before Christmas is the acceptable cut-off time to not have to owe the person you dump a Christmas gift. A penny saved is a penny earned.
His lack of motivation. Barbie works five jobs to keep this deadbeat in the finest mesh tops.
Are they also looking for someone who shares Ken's glaringly obvious lack of other qualities?