@doomfordarlings That sounds like a TERRIBLE place to work! Banning fanciness seems harsh but at least it seems like there could be a logical reason for it. No black? That's just nuts.
@iknowright The internet NEEDS that Venn diagram.
@byrdfish I'm a stander! But then I thought it might be weird and sometimes sit. It's so much easier to wipe standing, though. And the reacharound for the poopwipe, of course.
@figwiggin Tweezing dust/lint from my hairdryer vent thingy has given me particular joy since childhood. Yay weird cleaning obsessions!
@leon.saintjean My god, that's the perfect demotivator.
@QuiteAimable It seems like the beginning of another letter? I couldn't follow.
@Caro Married Dudes Leering at Turkeys-- a meme is born!
@myfanwy AMEN! I'm picturing this married dude getting all high on his role carving a turkey and becoming the patriarchy in the process. Dude, don't tell ladies they owe dudes anything, okay?
@wee_ramekin WORST MARRIED DUDE EVER. He's more interested in himself/marriage/commitment than in any of the letter writers' problems. This married dude's gotta go.
@candybeans Right? Babies can't keep shit to themselves. Grown-ups should.