I don't make the bed. I don't return library books on time. But I can name that tune in three notes.

On First Phone Photos: A Time Capsule

@hopelessshade The more I read, the more philosophical the list started to get for me. ("The stegosaurus will float because it sank already.")

But my absolute favorite was: "The pom pom will float because it's a floating squish."

Posted on October 19, 2012 at 11:05 am 15

On Not Shaving

@elysian fields @NeverOddOrEven YES! I have one long dark hair growing out of a small mole on my left wrist. A manicurist once told me that it was good luck and that I should never remove it.

Posted on July 9, 2012 at 1:29 pm 2

On The Twentieth Generic Broadway Friday Afternoon Post

Ahhh, yes. This movie came out when I was 13 and at the height of my showtune era (which, I guess is not an "era" if it's still going?)

The Madonna version of "Rainbow High" is the best thing to sing into your mirror as you're getting ready, especially when you shout-sing, "ALL MY DESCAMISADOES EXPECT ME TO OUTSHINE THE ENEMMYYYYY, I WON'T DISAPPOINT THEMMMM!" ....as you're putting on some bubble gum lip smackers before your mom drops you off at North Kent Mall.

Posted on July 6, 2012 at 2:51 pm 2

On Semi-Secret Affairs, Smanging, and the 88 Percent

@The Everpresent Wordsnatcher Haha. Beat me to it. For those who can't watch the vid: It's when you smash it, then you bang it.

Posted on April 20, 2012 at 2:29 pm 3

On The 10 Other Reasons You Don't Have Abs

@The Lady of Shalott "If you have a high-sodium diet and you're not drinking enough water throughout the day, you can bet your looks will be hindered by what you consume."


Posted on April 11, 2012 at 10:46 am 31

On I Drank the Kool-Aid, and It Was Juice

@Sam I am @MollyJolene Yeah, like the carrot pulp you can use for carrot muffins 'n shit? But usually I'm just throwing a bunch of random stuff into the juicer and I don't want to take it apart just to get the carrot refuse out.

Posted on April 2, 2012 at 4:24 pm 0

On I Drank the Kool-Aid, and It Was Juice

Since you're essentially sipping fruit and veggie sugars without the buffer of fiber to slow it down, it gets shot straight into your bloodstream -- so what we think of as a juice high is really just a glycemic rush? That said, I use my cheap-ass Jack LaLanne so much, it's currently rigged together with some duct tape and a bobby pin.

CAN YOU FEEL IT? CAN YOU FEEL IT? SUGAR HIGH! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUJkM9jAzkk

Posted on April 2, 2012 at 3:50 pm 6

On Scandals of Classic Hollywood: Katharine Hepburn's Trousers

The fact that you managed to fit both a Downton reference AND a Pootie Tang reference into this has seriously taken my AHP lady-crush to the next level.

Posted on February 29, 2012 at 1:06 pm 4

On Friday Open Thread

@tortietabbie @olivebee My PMS moment was when I started crying to Kenny Loggins' "Back to Pooh Corner" in the grocery store. I was looking for sardines.

Posted on February 24, 2012 at 3:36 pm 5

On Allow Women Into Your Life


Posted on February 8, 2012 at 11:18 am 2