I don't make the bed. I don't return library books on time. But I can name that tune in three notes.
@hopelessshade The more I read, the more philosophical the list started to get for me. ("The stegosaurus will float because it sank already.")
But my absolute favorite was: "The pom pom will float because it's a floating squish."
On Not Shaving
@elysian fields @NeverOddOrEven YES! I have one long dark hair growing out of a small mole on my left wrist. A manicurist once told me that it was good luck and that I should never remove it.
Ahhh, yes. This movie came out when I was 13 and at the height of my showtune era (which, I guess is not an "era" if it's still going?)
The Madonna version of "Rainbow High" is the best thing to sing into your mirror as you're getting ready, especially when you shout-sing, "ALL MY DESCAMISADOES EXPECT ME TO OUTSHINE THE ENEMMYYYYY, I WON'T DISAPPOINT THEMMMM!" ....as you're putting on some bubble gum lip smackers before your mom drops you off at North Kent Mall.
@The Everpresent Wordsnatcher Haha. Beat me to it. For those who can't watch the vid: It's when you smash it, then you bang it.
@The Lady of Shalott "If you have a high-sodium diet and you're not drinking enough water throughout the day, you can bet your looks will be hindered by what you consume."
CONGRATS ON YOUR THESAURUS, MEN'S HEALTH.
@Sam I am @MollyJolene Yeah, like the carrot pulp you can use for carrot muffins 'n shit? But usually I'm just throwing a bunch of random stuff into the juicer and I don't want to take it apart just to get the carrot refuse out.
Since you're essentially sipping fruit and veggie sugars without the buffer of fiber to slow it down, it gets shot straight into your bloodstream -- so what we think of as a juice high is really just a glycemic rush? That said, I use my cheap-ass Jack LaLanne so much, it's currently rigged together with some duct tape and a bobby pin.
CAN YOU FEEL IT? CAN YOU FEEL IT? SUGAR HIGH! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUJkM9jAzkk
The fact that you managed to fit both a Downton reference AND a Pootie Tang reference into this has seriously taken my AHP lady-crush to the next level.
@tortietabbie @olivebee My PMS moment was when I started crying to Kenny Loggins' "Back to Pooh Corner" in the grocery store. I was looking for sardines.
@KellySkittles DID SOMEBODY SAY CHEESECAKE????