Jenn
I don't make the bed. I don't return library books on time. But I can name that tune in three notes.
On The 10 Other Reasons You Don't Have Abs
@The Lady of Shalott "If you have a high-sodium diet and you're not drinking enough water throughout the day, you can bet your looks will be hindered by what you consume."
CONGRATS ON YOUR THESAURUS, MEN'S HEALTH.
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On I Drank the Kool-Aid, and It Was Juice
@Sam I am @MollyJolene Yeah, like the carrot pulp you can use for carrot muffins 'n shit? But usually I'm just throwing a bunch of random stuff into the juicer and I don't want to take it apart just to get the carrot refuse out.
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On I Drank the Kool-Aid, and It Was Juice
Since you're essentially sipping fruit and veggie sugars without the buffer of fiber to slow it down, it gets shot straight into your bloodstream -- so what we think of as a juice high is really just a glycemic rush? That said, I use my cheap-ass Jack LaLanne so much, it's currently rigged together with some duct tape and a bobby pin.
CAN YOU FEEL IT? CAN YOU FEEL IT? SUGAR HIGH! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUJkM9jAzkk
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On Scandals of Classic Hollywood: Katharine Hepburn's Trousers
The fact that you managed to fit both a Downton reference AND a Pootie Tang reference into this has seriously taken my AHP lady-crush to the next level.
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On Friday Open Thread
@tortietabbie @olivebee My PMS moment was when I started crying to Kenny Loggins' "Back to Pooh Corner" in the grocery store. I was looking for sardines.
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On Allow Women Into Your Life
@KellySkittles DID SOMEBODY SAY CHEESECAKE????
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On Pronouns, Unexpected Crushes, and the "Repressed Lesbian" Cliché
@laurel I thought surely this was a quote from someone famous, but Google says no? Anyway, I'm cross-stitching it on a pillow, or something. Awesome.
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On One in a Million
@Decca AND HOW SHE WAS CARRYING A FALCON?!
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On Semi-Secret Affairs, Smanging, and the 88 Percent
@The Everpresent Wordsnatcher Haha. Beat me to it. For those who can't watch the vid: It's when you smash it, then you bang it.