I'm pretty awesome, I guess.

On How to Use a Japanese Love Hotel

This totally fulfilled my weeklong dream of going to one of these hotels. Good thing this article is so thorough because apparently they would cockblock my gay ass from entering!

Posted on April 12, 2012 at 4:09 am 1

On Beauty Q&A: Bullet Bras, Rancid Perfume, and Mascary

FYI (as someone who recently went nuts looking for retro lingerie for v-day) you can find more bullet bras at "what katie did." yay bullet boobs!


Posted on February 9, 2012 at 1:28 pm 0

On Allow Women Into Your Life

@julia Oh yeah, she has severe gayface, like Jo from Facts of Life levels. And the way she looked at Ol' Bigearrings was downright erotic. I would venture that the whole point of this video is actually to let women into your pants.

Posted on February 8, 2012 at 12:56 pm 10

On The League of Ordinary Ladies: Coffee Shops

These always crack me up. PLEASE make the Houston movie IMMEDIATELY.

Posted on November 8, 2011 at 4:13 pm 10