Haha! I liked this - I didn't read condescension, I read bitterness from the throes of a current hangover.... I hate the world too, the day after a bender.
What a goofball - it's cute how INTO Halloween she is! Her costumes get crazier every year.
@SarcasticFringehead YES this happens to me all the time lately!
@avidbiologist Hah - I definitely pick out clothes the night before in order to snooze more. But although I technically should be to work by 8:30am, nobody's checking up on me and I'm on a salary, so there's less pressure to be on time... I want to be a reliable worker who's at my desk on time every day though!
Ughhhh how do you give up Snooze? I've tried, I really have. I'm at least down to 2 now.
CECIL DUCHOVNY, omg.
This whole thing was the best.
On “This book is a warning of how bad things can get for a single man looking for beautiful, feminine, sexy women"
Is anyone else reminded of the Terry character from Herland??
@OhMarie Yes! My friend from South Africa jokes about wanting to represent them in a winter sport, because if you can meet the basic qualifications and have the sponsors/$, you're in! (As long as nobody better beats you out for a position)
Taisia, if you ever published all of these as a book, it would live on my nightstand and I'd read it every night.
Oy vey - I watched their Florence cover and now I'm crying at my desk at 9am. Those kids!