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By mirror_father_mirror on Controversial Opinions Post: The Moisturizer I Don't Like

@regina dentata It's more like "smooth embryo." Cause nobody likes a bumpy embryo.

Posted on April 6, 2015 at 6:17 pm 1

By HereKitty on Controversial Opinions Post: The Moisturizer I Don't Like

Thank. You. Haley! Realizing that Clinique Black Honey made me look like a student taxidermy project, only not as perky, actually made me feel very powerful -- I'm not buying it just because people whose skin tone is nothing like mine won't shut up about it, so take that, Big Beauty!

Posted on April 6, 2015 at 4:15 pm 2

By eiffeldesigns on Controversial Opinions Post: The Moisturizer I Don't Like

@Lady Humungus OMG, Great Lash is the worst. Thank you. It's a clumpy, spidery mess.

Posted on April 6, 2015 at 12:46 pm 1

By Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that) on Controversial Opinions Post: The Moisturizer I Don't Like

@Lady Humungus We as a society need to stop drinking the Great Lash kool-aid. It is a perfectly average mascara. There was probably a time when it was the best mascara because there were only like five on the market, but now that there is an infinite number of mascaras available, magazines need to stop lying about Great Lash.

Posted on April 6, 2015 at 12:26 pm 1

By Emily Wernsdorfer@facebook on Famous People It Took Me Way Too Long To Realize Are Not the Same Person

Jeff Bridges/Jeff Daniels.

Posted on November 24, 2014 at 9:17 pm 1

By and it's not even my birthday on Fathers Head To The Kitchen

Wait wait wait. Cooking dinner is basically like pulling a WHOLE OTHER SHIFT of work after the shift of work work you just finished. This defies possibility. Men continue to amaze.

Posted on November 24, 2014 at 12:42 pm 4

By Lady Humungus on Fathers Head To The Kitchen

I can't believe it! I thought only women were capable of using a stove, kind of like how only virgins can touch unicorns. Imagine my surprise when discovering that men can, and do, prepare food for themselves and their families! What an interesting new trend!

Why do I keep clicking on these lifestyle articles from NYT. Why.

Posted on November 24, 2014 at 12:27 pm 3

By bluewindgirl on Ask Baba Yaga: How Do I Rekindle My Belief In Men?

Wait, so, men are going to find me in my nest? (Like the FedEx guy? What's the plan here?) And only if I turn my beak to berry collecting, even though berries are no food for a hawk? Tell some male hawks to start flying higher, man.

Posted on November 13, 2014 at 7:46 pm 2

By Alexis La Porte@facebook on A Really Bad Month

@Susanna Agreed about that friend, certainly doesn't sound like one worth having.

Posted on November 6, 2014 at 3:18 pm 1

By Susanna on A Really Bad Month

I think the friend who needed to go to the Apple Store should take as long a hike as your ex.
Brava, though, for this. It gets under the skin.

Posted on November 6, 2014 at 2:11 pm 7