On The History of the Cellphone
@heb YESSS. I was about to be all "Whither the RAZR?" if nobody else had.
I also had a PEBL for a while, which just didn't catch on the same way.
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On Mini Ask a Lady: Teenage Tattoos
@EternalFootwoman Colorful wrinkles! Hurray.
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On Women I Daydream About Being While Taking Long Showers
@The Everpresent Wordsnatcher @Craftastrophies @everyone AAAAAHHHHH I MISSED THIS SO HARD I am like legitimately upset, you guys, I love talking about TammyPz with y'all.
Thank you, @TheEverpresentWordsnatcher, for trying to come find me to join in! I don't even have INTERNET ACCESS IN MY HOUSE right now (lonnnnng story), so I basically only get internet access at work or when I am crashing at my friend's place, which means I am missing THE ENTIRE HAIRPIN and it is a TRAGEDY.
IS ANYONE EVEN READING THIS AUGH
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On Ask a Clumsy Person
I really need this column in my life, so very badly. The sheer number of "I swear I'm not drunk, I'm just that klutzy" conversations I've had in life...
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On The Audrey Hepburn Makeover
UGGGHHH I had to leave the house without filling in my eyebrows today because I was running late and I feel weird, like a naked mole-rat. Even though I do in fact have tons of hair and should really shave my legs.
Anyway, my point is, the eyebrows really do look amazing and I want them on my face, pronto.
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On Beauty Q&A: Too Many Choices
@werewolfbarmitzvah Same problems here. I use the Aveeno super super gentle foam cleanser (if you want to know the name properly I can look, but right now I reeeeaaaally don't want to get up), which is pretty much the only thing that makes me feel like my face is clean without turning it into some sort of reptilian desert, and then I use the Smashbox Photo Finish primer, which feels awesome on my skin (the oily-ish, silicone-iness of it somehow feels really soothing) and works like a dream. (And is SPF 15.) A tube lasts pretty well, too!
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On Ask a Non-Monogamous Couple
@Craftastrophies I feel like I read a different column too! I'm 100% monog, and nothing in here bothered me? And I guess I don't hate dating the way some people here seem to, but I don't, like, super enjoy it either. (I could go on and on about how I don't really Actively Date, I just pursue people who interest me when they come along, but this is not really the time.)
Also, I don't understand the whole "this post and thread has been slapping me upside the face constantly" thing? Like, there are a jillion posts a week on monog datin and relatin. This post is very, VERY obviously specifically dealing with non-monogamy. Sooooooo why are we having this conversation? Like, if non-monogamy is so so so so SO not for you, maybe carry on and read something else?
I am very terrified that the foregoing paragraph is the equivalent of, like, privilege-blind people saying that if a racist post bothers some readers, they should just not read it, but...I feel that it's not the same. I DO NOT MEAN TO BE TERRIBLE IF I AM BEING TERRIBLE, SORRY EVERYONE (kindly help me understand why this is terrible, if it is terrible).
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On Orrr You Could Just Not Say Anything?
@fullofgrace Right?! I could dig on a reality show about HER. She can take the Celebrity Apprentice time slot or whatever.
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On Friday Open Thread
@She Saved The World, Alot Yaayyyyy! Yay yay yay.
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On Breaking Up Is Hard to Do With Dignity
@Lemonnier THAT WOULD ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME TOO