On How to Fail for a Month, Year, or Decade and Be Okay

@MrComment GOD YES. I live overseas and the expat scene here is so damn jaded and negative that it really affects your state of mind. Most locals I know seem to feel much the same way these days :(((

Posted on March 28, 2013 at 4:43 pm 1

On Get This Look: David Bowie


Posted on March 15, 2013 at 1:01 pm 5

On Hair and Morality

@tea tray in the sky. Yes! When he said "sucking your thumb is cool" it all made sense.

Posted on October 14, 2012 at 8:47 am 0

On Breaking Up Is Hard to Do With Dignity


Posted on May 2, 2012 at 2:30 pm 0

On The History of the Cellphone

@heb YESSS. I was about to be all "Whither the RAZR?" if nobody else had.

I also had a PEBL for a while, which just didn't catch on the same way.

Posted on April 23, 2012 at 1:30 pm 1

On Mini Ask a Lady: Teenage Tattoos

@EternalFootwoman Colorful wrinkles! Hurray.

Posted on April 18, 2012 at 4:59 am 0

On Women I Daydream About Being While Taking Long Showers

@The Everpresent Wordsnatcher @Craftastrophies @everyone AAAAAHHHHH I MISSED THIS SO HARD I am like legitimately upset, you guys, I love talking about TammyPz with y'all.

Thank you, @TheEverpresentWordsnatcher, for trying to come find me to join in! I don't even have INTERNET ACCESS IN MY HOUSE right now (lonnnnng story), so I basically only get internet access at work or when I am crashing at my friend's place, which means I am missing THE ENTIRE HAIRPIN and it is a TRAGEDY.


Posted on April 17, 2012 at 7:27 am 0

On Ask a Clumsy Person

I really need this column in my life, so very badly. The sheer number of "I swear I'm not drunk, I'm just that klutzy" conversations I've had in life...

Posted on April 16, 2012 at 6:59 am 0

On The Audrey Hepburn Makeover

UGGGHHH I had to leave the house without filling in my eyebrows today because I was running late and I feel weird, like a naked mole-rat. Even though I do in fact have tons of hair and should really shave my legs.

Anyway, my point is, the eyebrows really do look amazing and I want them on my face, pronto.

Posted on April 12, 2012 at 6:23 am 0

On Beauty Q&A: Too Many Choices

@werewolfbarmitzvah Same problems here. I use the Aveeno super super gentle foam cleanser (if you want to know the name properly I can look, but right now I reeeeaaaally don't want to get up), which is pretty much the only thing that makes me feel like my face is clean without turning it into some sort of reptilian desert, and then I use the Smashbox Photo Finish primer, which feels awesome on my skin (the oily-ish, silicone-iness of it somehow feels really soothing) and works like a dream. (And is SPF 15.) A tube lasts pretty well, too!

Posted on March 28, 2012 at 11:21 pm 0