On the Throwing Shade podcast, Bryan Safi put it best concerning flaccid peens: "It's basically looking at like a goblin that's been dead for a hundred years and has shrunk."
I never dated a bestworst guy, but I was probably a bestworst girl before I starting receiving treatment for my depression and anxiety :/
A canvas messenger bag that seems to be mostly for carrying pocket sand and getting everything you put in it mysteriously dirty?
@cashmere velvet candy cane I dunno, think of how cool you'd look lighting up a Virginia Slim while you pump gas.
Oh, Neil Cicierega.
@meetapossum "Ma-TOOR" for "mature" gets me every time. Ugh.
I mean this as a compliment: when read my first Scandals article, I imagined AHP as a classic dedicated scholar, digging through dusty archives and furiously scribbling notes in a beat-up moleskine. Now, over a year later, I imagine her at the top of a tower in some obscure part of the Carpathian mountains where it's always night and there's always a thunderstorm, scratching the head of her favorite vampire bat and whispering softly to herself. "Yeees, Flysbreath, I have their tears, and I have their gasps, but how can I harvest their screams? What could I write that would draw screams of helpless terror and outrage deep from within their... What's that Flysbreath? The rottenness of democracy? A Hollywood skeeziness that reached far beyond Hollywood to permanently mar the world in ways we are still discovering? Oh yeees, Flysbreath, and I know just the star, too... Oh, I can hear them already, Flysbreath... The election day screams of the 'pinners..."
@thiscallsforsoap With a white mom and a black dad, I have been called everything in the book, but have never been called a beigeby.
I LOVE IT AND YOU. (And Eudora.)