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On A Lazy Man's Guide to Seducing Women

5. Be sure to use the same sheets you've had since you graduated from college nine years ago. (A single tea-light candle on a scrap of aluminum foil is great for hiding stains!) Also, blanket covers are for pussies.

Posted on December 18, 2012 at 12:45 am 7

On Banana Karenina and Other Works of Literature

'Pride and Preju-jus'!

Posted on November 4, 2011 at 2:32 pm 3

On Banana Karenina and Other Works of Literature

'The Curious Incident of the Hotdog in the Nighttime.'

(I created an account specifically to comment on this post. The only thing better than a literary pun is a literary food pun.)

Posted on November 4, 2011 at 2:31 pm 0