@deathcabforcutes You must must must stop at Lulu's, the bakery next to Neptune. Also, have fun at Atlantic Fish, I go there a lot for work and have seen some neat celebrities (last week: James Taylor!) Keep your eyes peeled!
@Madeline Shoes Be ready to follow directions VERY closely and devote A LOT of time to your projects. You'll be great!
@deathcabforcutes Woo! Welcome!
Unacceptable: while I was going down on him, his computer (on shuffle) started playing a song by his band. NOPE.
On This Moving Animated Short Features a Fiona Apple Cover of "Pure Imagination," Is an Ad for Chipotle
Marketing is insane.
@leonstj This can definitely be true. I dated a guy who would have been totally just pretty-boy-hot, but his nose was crooked from being broken a bunch of times boxing. I saw pictures from when he was younger - way better with the broken nose. Can't explain why.
@dru I had an eating disorder for a bunch of years that I finally kicked in 2009. Recently, I went through a really nasty breakup and subsisted on nothing but whiskey and the accompanying maraschino cherries for...oh, about five days. Then I ran into an old friend (we're in the US) who said "oh, wow! You look great! You look skinny!" My point is: never forget that no one really knows what is going on in your head and with your body, and their opinions are just opinions and don't matter. Oh, you think I look great when recently heartbroken and spiraling into disordered eating habits? Super. That opinion is insane, and doesn't matter at all. They think you look big? Fuck 'em. (And I am totes okay on the food front now, in case you are wondering.)
@nina! COME TO BOSTON! YAY!
On Survival Prognoses for Characters on Orange is the New Black If They Were Instead Characters on Game of Thrones
"Renowned more for her cunnilingus skills than her common sense." Best epitaph ever?
@Roxanne Rholes OKAY YOU GUYS I AM LEAVING RIGHT NOW WISH ME LUCK AHHHH