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By victorian rose on The Things We Hide

Fuck you Geoffrey.

Posted on September 23, 2013 at 3:11 pm 28

By YoungLeafedJune on The Things We Hide

First off, "She believed them to be monogamous, but for Geoffrey it was a different story" is a bullshit way to say "Geoffrey, a dirtbag, was cheating on his girlfriend." Second, the worst time I forgot to hide something was when I had a motivational screen saver of people I was jealous of or had crushes on, etc., and my mom came over to visit, and I left it on, and she was like "isn't that that [smart, attractive] guy from your high school [five years ago][who you barely knew but I know his mom]?" and I was like "NO!" and dove towards my computer, and now (four years later) she still mentions him to me all the time in this fake off-hand way even though we're pretending like she never saw the screen saver.

Posted on September 23, 2013 at 2:48 pm 25

By Emma Carmichael on Another Argument for Banning Greek Life

@Megasus lol. BAN IT ALL

Posted on September 12, 2013 at 11:39 am 5

By laurel on The Sexual History of Jared Sabbagh, Part 1

@stonefruit Heehee, "jaw-dropping".

Posted on August 29, 2013 at 4:53 pm 10

By anachronistique on Friday Open Thread

Tomorrow is my birthday! My supervisor got me a cupcake! Scheduling things for tomorrow has proved unexpectedly SUPER COMPLICATED and it's making me really stressed and anxious but I am going to have a great time no matter what!

ALSO HOW IS IT ONLY 3:30 ON THE EAST COAST

Posted on August 23, 2013 at 3:36 pm 1

By laurel on Friday Open Thread

Your New Mexico news of the week:

This news is moving very quickly today but as I understand it, Santa Fe County will begin issuing same sex marriage licenses in 44 minutes, making it the second county to do so in this large, low population, largely Catholic, Southwestern state.

Posted on August 23, 2013 at 3:15 pm 11

By KatieBarTheDoor on The Online Dating Lorem Ipsum Text Generator

You guys have to stop with the hilarious commenting here because trying not to shriek-scream at work is killing me. (/don't really stop, never stop)

Posted on August 20, 2013 at 2:10 pm 1

By fondue with cheddar on The Online Dating Lorem Ipsum Text Generator

@kallitropos I read "crying in my bathtub" to the tune of "Mirror in the Bathroom."

Posted on August 20, 2013 at 1:38 pm 5

By rosaline on The Online Dating Lorem Ipsum Text Generator

My beard full-contact at least once a day at least once a day I should have grown up in the 40s if you have to look it up don't bother.

Posted on August 20, 2013 at 12:59 pm 5

By TARDIStime on Friday Open Thread

@Roxanne Rholes Make sure you use a clear one, and not a skin-coloured one. The skin colour ones will have both red and yellow in them, which are the worst colours for staining, followed by navy.

Posted on August 18, 2013 at 9:31 pm 1