Fuck you Geoffrey.
First off, "She believed them to be monogamous, but for Geoffrey it was a different story" is a bullshit way to say "Geoffrey, a dirtbag, was cheating on his girlfriend." Second, the worst time I forgot to hide something was when I had a motivational screen saver of people I was jealous of or had crushes on, etc., and my mom came over to visit, and I left it on, and she was like "isn't that that [smart, attractive] guy from your high school [five years ago][who you barely knew but I know his mom]?" and I was like "NO!" and dove towards my computer, and now (four years later) she still mentions him to me all the time in this fake off-hand way even though we're pretending like she never saw the screen saver.
@Megasus lol. BAN IT ALL
@stonefruit Heehee, "jaw-dropping".
Tomorrow is my birthday! My supervisor got me a cupcake! Scheduling things for tomorrow has proved unexpectedly SUPER COMPLICATED and it's making me really stressed and anxious but I am going to have a great time no matter what!
ALSO HOW IS IT ONLY 3:30 ON THE EAST COAST
By laurel on Friday Open Thread
Your New Mexico news of the week:
This news is moving very quickly today but as I understand it, Santa Fe County will begin issuing same sex marriage licenses in 44 minutes, making it the second county to do so in this large, low population, largely Catholic, Southwestern state.
You guys have to stop with the hilarious commenting here because trying not to shriek-scream at work is killing me. (/don't really stop, never stop)
@kallitropos I read "crying in my bathtub" to the tune of "Mirror in the Bathroom."
My beard full-contact at least once a day at least once a day I should have grown up in the 40s if you have to look it up don't bother.
By TARDIStime on Friday Open Thread
@Roxanne Rholes Make sure you use a clear one, and not a skin-coloured one. The skin colour ones will have both red and yellow in them, which are the worst colours for staining, followed by navy.