My friends once all unanimously agreed that I would be sorted into Hufflepuff, and when I tried to cautiously argue that I understood where they were coming from but I'd much rather be a Ravenclaw, they said that that made me even more of a Hufflepuff. Somehow I am still friends with these people??!
By brista128 on The Insecurity Pie
The Lady Cup is awesome. Ever since getting one, my insecurity pie is pretty much just a tartlet of passing concern.
@annev6 Actually if I were a writer, I'd totally pitch a "Weird Hobbies" interview series for this site. Someone steal this idea.
By iceberg on Sorry About That!
@professionalmess "Portfolios are Cheerio-heavy this quarter"
If I had to live off a single super-nutritious substance, I think I'd rather eat something like lembas bread. Life without bread is no life at all.
(I couldn't find one of tea, but googled "Dowager Countess throwing shade" and this popped up.)
@MaxBraverman What a fun, sexy time for you.
@anachronistique My friend's mom is thanked in the liner notes of Fleetwood Mac's "Rumors." He has never had the courage to ask her why.
@Cawendaw Pshaw, spelling is for fancypants scribes who can read without moving their lips.