I smell burnt toast

I smell burnt toast

My friends once all unanimously agreed that I would be sorted into Hufflepuff, and when I tried to cautiously argue that I understood where they were coming from but I'd much rather be a Ravenclaw, they said that that made me even more of a Hufflepuff. Somehow I am still friends with these people??!

By brista128 on The Insecurity Pie

The Lady Cup is awesome. Ever since getting one, my insecurity pie is pretty much just a tartlet of passing concern.

Posted on April 11, 2013 at 4:40 pm 4

By Judith Slutler on 500 Days Alone In: The World

@annev6 Actually if I were a writer, I'd totally pitch a "Weird Hobbies" interview series for this site. Someone steal this idea.

Posted on April 11, 2013 at 2:02 pm 6

By iceberg on Sorry About That!

@professionalmess "Portfolios are Cheerio-heavy this quarter"

Posted on March 21, 2013 at 2:45 pm 31

By lucy snowe on "How I Stopped Eating Food"

If I had to live off a single super-nutritious substance, I think I'd rather eat something like lembas bread. Life without bread is no life at all.

Posted on March 14, 2013 at 12:24 pm 18

By EpWs on "How I Stopped Eating Food"

(I couldn't find one of tea, but googled "Dowager Countess throwing shade" and this popped up.)

Posted on March 14, 2013 at 12:01 pm 18

By Decca on "How I Stopped Eating Food"

@MaxBraverman What a fun, sexy time for you.

Posted on March 14, 2013 at 10:29 am 17

By sophia_h on Unless It's Chris Brown

@anachronistique My friend's mom is thanked in the liner notes of Fleetwood Mac's "Rumors." He has never had the courage to ask her why.

Posted on February 6, 2013 at 12:19 pm 17

By teaandcakeordeath on The World Has Spoken


Posted on February 6, 2013 at 11:28 am 4

By Blackwatch Plaid on What Your Bag Says About You


Pocket sand!

Posted on February 4, 2013 at 5:13 pm 32

By Apocalypstick on "...I was trying to move these huge, big luggages all by myself..."

@Cawendaw Pshaw, spelling is for fancypants scribes who can read without moving their lips.

Posted on February 1, 2013 at 5:11 pm 3